Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Jennifer Aniston and the 10 most eligible bachelorettes!

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Ever since the Brangelia tornado hit L.A., everyone is like, “Woe is Jen.” Yes, we feel bad that her marriage ended, as so many do, but it's irritating how tabloids have desperately tried to match her up with a celeb every time she she so much as sneezes in their direction. Last month it was co-star Owen Wilson, then Orlando Bloom, now it’s freshly inked up (did you see his tattoo sleeve?) John Mayer—only this time the rumors seem to hold some truth. Aniston may have finally found herself a keeper, but what about these other lovely but single ladies?

These eligible bachelorettes are just begging for a quality guy. Here are our suggestions:

1) Cameron Diaz – A handsome, outdoorsy type who will make her laugh.
2) Sheryl Crow – A tough yet sensitive dude who will feel her mellow vibe. Maybe younger!
3) Mariah Carey – A music executive who appreciates her talent, will make her feel special and won’t laugh at her ultra girly room.
4) Britney Spears – A gentleman from the Midwest who won’t try to steal her fortune. Our vote goes to Chris Klein, if he’ll have her.
5) Lauren Conrad – An athlete who has no interest in TV other than ESPN.
6) Kate Hudson (not that she needs help) – A kind-hearted comedic actor who’s dying to settle down with a family. Seann William Scott could be a nice fit.
7) Kim Cattrall – A horny younger dude who once had a movie poster from Mannequin.
8) Paula Abdul – A patient divorcee with a psychology degree.
9) Lindsay Lohan – A charming boy-next-door who loves staying in and ordering a pizza.
10) Dita Von Teese – A mega successful business tycoon with a burlesque fetish.

Who do you think is ready to settle down with a decent man?
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  • F.U.M.W's Avatar
    Posted by F.U.M.W Thu May 1, 2008 9:32am PDT

    i am!

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  • legomyego's Avatar
    Posted by legomyego Thu May 1, 2008 12:41pm PDT

    Quality shmality-can he cook from both ends?

    Hows his butt action?

    Decent doesn't exist in a timeshare.

    Dont talk, dont think, just pay and obey.

    Now THATS what I call edible and "decent"

    I say again-"Anybody got any Motrin?"

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  • RJ's Avatar
    Posted by RJ Thu May 1, 2008 5:41pm PDT

    I'm more worried about finding my own dream man! lol

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  • AEB 1975's Avatar
    Posted by AEB 1975 Fri May 2, 2008 4:29am PDT

    Forget the celebrities I cannot find one for myself and I have been trying for years. So many mama's boys out there who do not know how to take care of themselves and are completely selfish.

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  • brettowski's Avatar
    Posted by brettowski Mon May 5, 2008 7:46am PDT

    complaints complaints women don't want good men. that's why they have so many issues. nice men aren't good ones, if they don't obey like dogs and god forbid if they are Christian men with morales who think the opposite of their woman get out of the way. As far as this topic is concerned i feel to many people try to find someone to make them happy when they really need to be happy inside first. god created us to compliment each other not to compete, that is why so many men and women do not get along. women want to manage and control their boys( I mean men) and treat them like their moms did. most single men got away from that and do not want that in a wife. so trying to get someone to do what you want all the time doesn't work sorry

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  • Lori AnnL's Avatar
    Posted by Lori AnnL Tue Jun 3, 2008 4:33am PDT

    Hey, Brettowski - first of all, I want a man that can SPELL and understand the rudiments of grammar. As for you Christian men not gettin' any, perhaps it's because you shove the "men are king" and heads of households crap at us, and expect us to "honor and obey." Women today want PARTNERS, not an extra father or boss. Perhaps the problem is you're pursuing women who want a PARTNER, and aren't afraid to express their needs and expectations. How 'bout you stew on that for a while, instead of whining about how hard it is to be a man with "morales"? and aren't you just "complaining" about women? Grow a pair.

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  • ?'s Avatar
    Posted by ? Wed Jun 4, 2008 2:45pm PDT

    isnt mariah marries?

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  • Wouldn't  you like to know ...'s Avatar
    Posted by Wouldn't you like to know ... Wed Jun 4, 2008 5:35pm PDT

    Haha.

    Get 'em snappher!!!

    If you look this was written on April 30th. Before the marriage, and if you recall the "public" wasn't made aware of any relationship prior to marriage. It was "Mariah and Nick Cannon ... huh? I didn't see that one coming."

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  • Joani's Avatar
    Posted by Joani Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:55pm PDT

    U GO Snappher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Totally agree with Renee & Andie tho as I am in the same boat myself = )

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