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Ever since the Brangelia tornado hit L.A., everyone is like, “Woe is Jen.” Yes, we feel bad that her marriage ended, as so many do, but it's irritating how tabloids have desperately tried to match her up with a celeb every time she she so much as sneezes in their direction. Last month it was co-star Owen Wilson, then Orlando Bloom, now it’s freshly inked up (did you see his tattoo sleeve?) John Mayer—only this time the rumors seem to hold some truth. Aniston may have finally found herself a keeper, but what about these other lovely but single ladies?
These eligible bachelorettes are just begging for a quality guy. Here are our suggestions:
1) Cameron Diaz – A handsome, outdoorsy type who will make her laugh.
2) Sheryl Crow – A tough yet sensitive dude who will feel her mellow vibe. Maybe younger!
3) Mariah Carey – A music executive who appreciates her talent, will make her feel special and won’t laugh at her ultra girly room.
4) Britney Spears – A gentleman from the Midwest who won’t try to steal her fortune. Our vote goes to Chris Klein, if he’ll have her.
5) Lauren Conrad – An athlete who has no interest in TV other than ESPN.
6) Kate Hudson (not that she needs help) – A kind-hearted comedic actor who’s dying to settle down with a family. Seann William Scott could be a nice fit.
7) Kim Cattrall – A horny younger dude who once had a movie poster from Mannequin.
8) Paula Abdul – A patient divorcee with a psychology degree.
9) Lindsay Lohan – A charming boy-next-door who loves staying in and ordering a pizza.
10) Dita Von Teese – A mega successful business tycoon with a burlesque fetish.
Who do you think is ready to settle down with a decent man?
