Joke of the Day - Gonorrhea
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted
from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says,
"Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me
stop in."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper.
"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him
inside.
"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a
drink."
"But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you
blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes.
"We's sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to
Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd
like to date you, but I've got a bad case of
gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go
look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's
okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up,
comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible
case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you
give me the okay sign?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects
only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But
we's sergeants now!"
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