Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Joke of the Day - Like a woman

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Joke of the Day - Like a woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". 


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  • wildchild's Avatar
    Posted by wildchild Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:04pm PDT

    OH, POOR GAL! WHAT A WAY TO GO. GUESS SHE COULD'NT CONVINCE HIM. LOL.

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  • LADY-JANE's Avatar
    Posted by LADY-JANE Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:49pm PDT

    UUUUUUUUUUP'S AND SAD BUT TRUE SOME TIMES.........LOL FUNNY KIDO~~~~~~~~

    ..........HAVE A HOT NIGHT............HUGZZZZZZZZZ~~~~~~~~~~~

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  • netty evlina's Avatar
    Posted by netty evlina Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:52pm PDT

    omg what next?? :)

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  • Sunny's Avatar
    Posted by Sunny Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:55pm PDT

    Very cute ;)

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  • craftyladyinor's Avatar
    Posted by craftyladyinor Thu Jul 2, 2009 12:22am PDT

    THAT IS HORRIBLE-HOW COULD YOU???

    EVERYBODY, HAVE A WONDERFUL 4TH OF JULY-STAY SOBER OR DON'T DRIVE!!!

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  • RJameson's Avatar
    Posted by RJameson Thu Jul 2, 2009 1:25am PDT

    hey Dj thats a good one... I give it thumbs up. I've got a good one for you. What did the mexican say when two houses feel on him?....Get Off Me Homes!!!

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  • Paula's Avatar
    Posted by Paula Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:32am PDT

    LOL! Verrrrrrry funny! LOL!

    Peace!!!!

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  • onedesertblonde's Avatar
    Posted by onedesertblonde Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:49am PDT

    Hi D.J. Long time no bloggie! Guess what?? I'm NOT Working today! I'm actually on VACATION! I am Off until July 9th!! I'm not going anywhere.(Can't afford too) But I am having family & a very dear friend over for the 4th.Just going to catch up on rest, household chores, lay in the sun, read a book, watch a movie, and spend some time with my adorable grandson who is now 3 months old!!!

    Have a great day!!

    D.

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  • Kendra's Avatar
    Posted by Kendra Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:01am PDT

    LOL! Thanks, I needed the laugh!

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  • deadzombies84's Avatar
    Posted by deadzombies84 Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:40am PDT

    THIS JOKE IS FUNNY....WHAT A GOOD WAY TO GO, FEELING LIKE A REAL WOMAN.HA,HA,HA.

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