Judging Me Pathetic

I spend every afternoon watching Gilmore Girls. Why aren't these AP Tests bothering me. This is my future we are talking about! With these tests can save me from money, yet spending every waking minute watching television. With all these literary references could help me, but I'm not taking the English test. The stinking economics test. Does reading the same over and over again, actually help? Its like memorizing the plot line that won't help me, unless I grasp the concept of producing or making a show.
Twice the amount of money for the same tests. The same concept but split into two economics. Do I get the same credit for two tests. Two eighty-four dollars tests. Written some five years ago and tripled checked but some old t'weezer.
Is cramming everything the night before prepare me for this two hour test times two?
This is the second time I'm mentioning my priorities! So then my television is most important than anything thing else. Television is my life-- that is beyond pathetic. Talking to my friends seems almost pointless. I want a new set of friends!
Like the movie Perfect Man I want to be someone new. Have no history, where no one in the world can judge me!