Children do not like having rods shoved up their
bumholes—especially when they are sick. For that matter, no human
likes having rods shoved up their butts. So what’s a caring parent
to do? Buy one of those convenient ear thermometers? heck no! What
you do is make the rectal temperature taking process more fun with
your child’s most beloved cartoon character.
And so we come to the Musical SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer.
My mind has exploded. I really don’t know where to begin...
