My 'Santa Baby' Inspired Christmas List

<p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><em>Won&#39;t you sing along with me?<br></em><br><br><img height="400" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/7bf23da172a42c8b3c9666b91fa35cf8/mr_f2a8f0defb4720.jpg?ug_____DUdM55W9F" width="301"><br><br>Santa Baby,</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Slip <strong>Chris Noth</strong> under the tree</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><em>For me</em></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Been a very good girl…<br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">(I’m feelin’ naughty), so hurry through the front door tonight.<br><br><br><img height="235" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/9afa9354709f6dcff832d80beb347207/ori_909f329412d481.jpg?ug_____DdRYTSxO8" width="360"></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Santa Baby, a <strong><em>Townie Cruiser</em></strong>, light pink,<br><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times NewRoman;">I think...</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times NewRoman;">I’ll be be holding my breath, dear</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times NewRoman;">Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.<br><br><br></span></span><img height="400" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/152445bf1b79534ce7db1b71befc7a8c/mr_40937acd79a355.jpg?ug_____DY6PzC2OQ" width="300"><br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Remember I’m a mother of five,</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Think of all the crap I deal with in my life</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">I’m dealing daily with a husband, too</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Work on that Christmas list for me, won’t you?<br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br><img height="255" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/9117822e11639f1a5dfd914b34623ea1/ori_db7566e83fd060.jpg?ug_____DFSJh1afR" width="270"></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Santa Baby, I want a <strong><em>laptop</em></strong> that’s fast</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">And&#39;ll last.</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Been a doormat all year</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.<br><br><br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><img height="350" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/5ffba32716af9c68098b9da247a28992/ori_ee6cc6a6d40836.jpg?ug_____Dz.O69XV." width="350"><br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Santa Hottie, one little thing I could really use...</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">...Some booze</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><strong><em>Moet and Chandon</em></strong>, yes</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.<br><br><br><br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><img height="240" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/9fe06229a94bd9e0dba6d7c8ca040ee0/mr_922b39d8a36268.jpg?ug_____DcPQj_BQO" width="400"><br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Santa Sweetie, and fill my stocking with <strong><em>Go-di-va</em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">chocolates</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">they taste better than sex</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Santa Sweetie, hurry through the front door tonight.</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><img height="300" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/0ae385fb9bea677df214f64ac8a7ad5f/ori_997339d8a36268.jpg?ug_____DjdPyfhGf" width="225"></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Come over and help me clean my house</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">And don’t forget to bring me that <em><strong>lovely blouse</strong></em></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">I really do believe in you</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Let’s see if you believe me, too.<br></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><img height="264" alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/xBAXLgikdQQC/photos/8babc30115705c46bb77e754fc42aab8/mr_078785d03831ec.jpg?ug_____DvLEikeG." width="400"></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;"><br>Santa Baby, I’ve got one last plea for a thing,</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">...That <strong><em>fling</em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Don’t you forget <strong><em>Mr. Noth</em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Hurry through the front door tonight</span></span></p> <p style="TEXT-ALIGN:center;" align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY:Times New Roman;">Hurry…tonight!</span></span></p>