My weight loss method. (Really works)

Two words: MARCHING BAND.
I am being dead serious here. I'm a senior in my band. I lost exactly ten pounds during the five days of band camp. It's really hard work.
Here was our schedule.
8:00am to 12:00 pm. Outdoor marching practice. Pretty much nonstop except for a water break or two. We usually have a couple of people pass out during this.
12:00pm to 1:30pm. Lunch of hamburgers, chips, fruit, water, maybe some power bars.
1:30pm to 3:00pm. Indoor sectional rehearsal. And you are not allowed to sit down.
3:00pm to 4:30pm. Full band music rehearsal. Again, no sitting.
4:30pm to 6:00pm. Dinner break. Usually involves catered food or the usual hamburgers and company.
6:00pm to 9:00pm. Outdoor marching and music practice. Time to put the music with the drill!
9:00pm to 10:30pm. Relaxation time. Doesn't help much.

I lost ten pounds and dislocated three ribs that week this year. No matter how much you eat, you still lose a lot of weight.

Moral of the story: We band nerds are friggin sexy! Ha, ha, ha.

And I still have my lovely hourglass figure!