- Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby... that somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.
- Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... that somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
- Somebody said being a mother is boring... that somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
- Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"... that somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
- Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices... that somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
- Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother... that somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
- Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first... that somebody doesn't have five children.
- Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books... that somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
- Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery... that somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten... or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
- Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back... that somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
- Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married... that somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
- Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home... that somebody never had grandchildren.
- Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her... that somebody isn't a mother.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Posted by Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:18pm PST
Report AbuseNo one else could have said it better...I'm gonna go hug my mom!!!
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Posted by Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:02pm PST
Report Abuseaww man that touched me my mom is a drug user and have never been n my life but i love her regardless...hugging my mama
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Posted by Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:03pm PST
Report AbuseWOW Gerl you sure "wrote" a mouthful there and every single word of it true! This makes me miss mom immensly. I lost her just a few years ago and it's still hard sometimes to believe that she really is gone. My mom was my very best friend. I sometimes catch myself having conversations with her, especially when I'm alone in the car! Thanks for the post.
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