The impossible has happened: Clay Aiken knocks up a woman

It's true. The pop star/ex-American Idol contestant has impregnated his 50-year-old best friend Jaymes Foster. Before you start getting the heebie jeebies with all the visuals (yikes), there's no need to go there, because she was artificially inseminated by his little guys. (Actually, that's a pretty upsetting visual, too.)

What do you think of the impending Clay spawn? Is he going to come out with jazz hands? Singing show tunes? [Perez]