Things we don't get: Billy Bob Thornton

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So far Billy Bob’s rep is denying his rumored affair with actress Tea Leoni, but that’s to be expected. She recently separated from husband David Duchovny, a recovering sex addict who allegedly found dirty texts from Billy Bob on Tea’s cell. What we want to know: how the heck does Thornton keep landing so many babes? He’s been married and divorced five times all to stunning women like Angelina Jolie, and dated other beauties like Laura Dern. What do they see in this 53-year-old guy who seems like a total creep?

If you know Billy Bob as nothing more than Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband who wore a vial of her blood around his neck and helped her adopt Maddox, here’s the lowdown:

Thornton struggled with acting in the ‘80s, taking a string of odd jobs and playing in a band. He made a name for himself in the mid-1990s after writing, directing, and starring in the film “Sling Blade,” which landed him a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar and Best Actor nomination. He’s since been in many movies including “Primary Colors,” “Armageddon,” A Simple Plan,” “Monster’s Ball,” “Bad Santa” and “The Astronaut Farmer.” We won’t debate his acting abilities, though they may have jumped the gun on giving him his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame back in 2004.

So the guy is pretty talented, despite his sometimes less-than-stellar movie choices. But what is it about him personally that so many women are attracted to? His bad boy image? The fact that he was married to Angelina? (Remember how all over each other they were at fancy red carpet events-ew!) That he’s in a band? Is he charismatic? Is he well endowed? Seriously. We want to know!

What do you think Bill Bob Thornton has going for him? Are you intrigued by him, or do you find him semi-repulsive like we do?
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  • COWBOY's Avatar
    Posted by COWBOY Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:35pm PDT

    Billy Bob is attractive because he looks so trashy and he is so intelligent. Always looks like he needs to be rehabilitated and bathed.

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  • mrsrobinson's Avatar
    Posted by mrsrobinson Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:23pm PDT

    Billy Bob is the bad boy your mamma warned you about. He is hot!!! He can make you feel nasty just by looking at you. This guy can leave crumbs in my bed anytime.

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  • G's Avatar
    Posted by G Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:29pm PDT

    He's grosses me out. I guess it takes all types to make the world go round.

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  • 2 Damn Defiant's Avatar
    Posted by 2 Damn Defiant Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:28pm PDT

    You are right Joanna !! i don't get him either!!!!

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  • JudyC's Avatar
    Posted by JudyC Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:49am PDT

    I think Billy Boy is HOT

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  • WilliamM's Avatar
    Posted by WilliamM Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:34am PDT

    Just speculating, but maybe it's something that can't be seen on screen and thus escapes us.

    For example, maybe it's charisma. People who have met him in person say that Bill Clinton just exudes it---that he can enter a room and completely take it over. He's charming on camera, but it's not the same thing as that sort of personal magnetism.

    Or maybe---well, I knew a guy once who had an, ah, aversion to soap and water, if you get my meaning. He looked grimy all the time, sort of like a homeless person, and he smelled sour and nasty. To other guys, that is. But he did amazingly well with women. I once asked a girlfriend of his whether she had noticed the stench. She just looked puzzled and slightly offended, and replied that he smelled "like a man"...

    So although he looks skeevy ( and what is up with dressing like a member of KISS? ), maybe he exudes charisma. Or BO. Who knows?

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  • MochaMama42's Avatar
    Posted by MochaMama42 Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:01am PDT

    I personally don't get it , however, I really think Billy Bob's attraction is he is well endowed and can "lay the pipe" if you catch my drift. Men I've known who have had a wide range of women gf's, wives, lovers, that was always the common factor when someone would ask them what the attraction to a seemingly non-attractive man:

    MAGIC STICK!

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  • Norhilyah's Avatar
    Posted by Norhilyah Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:37am PDT

    I never could understand what the heck Angelina Jolie saw in this slimy creep. And their rumored weird, kinky sex life. And yeah, it really made me want to hurl too the way him & Angelina were always sticking their tongues down each other's throats at red carpet events! Ewww, DISGUSTING! Yeah they were in love, blah blah blah... SO WHAT?! No need to friggin' display it to the rest of the world & repulse everyone! So glad Brad Pitt & that whole humanitarian work has finally turned her into a normal, sane human being!

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  • WilliamM's Avatar
    Posted by WilliamM Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:50am PDT

    The problem with the "hung" theory is---how does a woman know before she's gotten involved enough to see him nekkid? And clearly women have and are getting involved. For that matter, they have to agree to date him in the first place. Without knowing.

    Unless past girlfriends are talking him up in the right circles or something.

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  • B. J.'s Avatar
    Posted by B. J. Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:40am PDT

    Maybe it's the fact that he has the confidence to let the world see his flaws. Women are attracted to men that don't hide their true self. That way you don't find out what he's "really like" later.

    And/or, maybe all the Hollywood Babes are just tired of having to compete with their dates on the "Beautiful People" scale.

    I find him both creepy and intriguing. But, for me, the fact he's touched A. Jolie makes him dirtier and less attractive than anything else about him. I'm not jealous of her beauty - she just gives me the creeps.

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