Friday, November 27, 2009

Used California Banders for sale.....cheap!

These Banders have been well used for the past 46 years among some of the most asinine self-centered nincompoops that have been squeeze between Independence and Constitution Avenues in a city that at one time in American history George Washington called home.

It has taken an act of Congress, Charlie the Tuna, a gray headed man from FOX, one breaded
turban wearing fellow hiding in a cave and $5 trillion US red, white and blue washtub full of Monopoly money to get these Banders off in order to have them placed in the up coming November 26 Thanksgiving auction that is being sponsored by the "We The People Have The Balls Now."

Having seen tis great union going down a path of self destruction the past half century lead by a bunch of "my sh!! don't stink"
self-righteous men and women that would not know how to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel the time has come for a select few to step up to the plate and call "foul balls" and sell the Banders to the highest bidder.

America is over $54 trillion in debt and most likely the men and women sitting in those chambers that was drawn up by Dr. William Thornton have no idea why those chambers even
exists.  They go from day to day at how to impress themselves coming up with a new way to tax the American people and making them feel good about it.  That in its self shows that the very first Architect hasn't left those chambers.

With the National Debt hovering in the neighborhood of $13 trillion those same irresponsible nincompoops are burning the midnight oil trying to doctor up a health bill that will put another major burden on the future grand children of tis great union.  At the same time they are working on a carbon tax bill to cram down the throats of the American people and with the fact that those California Banders did such a good job over the past 46 years....there ain't one that has a set of balls to tell the taxpayers about those 15 cargo ships that emit as much pollution as 760 million automobiles.

And if I may....lets type a few lines about siphoning from the nations Trust funds.  Yes...people...your elected men and woman have been for the past 46 years sucking every red cent from all of your Trust funds to cover their little @ss from all those "Look at what I'm doing for you" special interest groups that has had their left finger stuck in a cavity of darkness and their right
flipping their IQ at John Q. Public.

Taking a quote from Michael Hodges "Grandfather Economic Report Series"...." 45% of the economy controlled by federal, state & local government spending, compared to 12% before - - now  costing $17,166 per man, woman & child. America has moved away from the principle of Thomas Jefferson: "The government that governs least governs best." ....Jus how do you think Mr. Jefferson would feel if he was to set foot upon Jenkins' Hill today.

Oh, and let US not forget George Washington and some of the words that he spoke on September 17, 1796.  Words like
insidious wiles of foreign influence", "Hence, likewise, they will avoid the necessity of those overgrown military establishments, which, under any form of government, are inauspicious to liberty, and which are to be regarded as particularly hostile to Republican Liberty. In this sense it is, that your Union ought to be considered as a main prop of your liberty, and that the love of the one ought to endear to you the preservation of the other."....."Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. Whatever they may be, I fervently beseech the Almighty to avert or mitigate the evils to which they may tend. I shall also carry with me the hope, that my Country will never cease to view them with indulgence; and that, after forty-five years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal, the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as myself must soon be to the mansions of rest."

Just reading the way these men wrote with the penmanship of poets and thinking of all the hardships they had to endure to put the United States of America on the world map and than have to look today at a bunch of fudge packing strapping on rocket riders and stirring bloomer pudding "give me"..."give me" stuck up @ssholes sucking the life out of O' Glory makes me sick at my stomach.

Sale starts at 08:00 sharp and the price of admission is FREE and if you so choose to bid on one of the used California Banders please remember tis....tis union of 309 million people haven't had the balls for the past 46 years to put a stop to all the crap that has been going in Congress and if you intend to wear one of these used California Banders....you sure as hell within a month want have any either.


 
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  • Mhu's Avatar
    Posted by Mhu Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:57pm PDT

    We should demand reparations, paid to the treasury, of the descendants and estates of past plunderers and of the current crop of blood suckers. And cut off handouts to anyone who isn't a legal resident or who hasn't paid into the system.

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:59am PDT

    I'd suggest castration, but since already, they have noooo ....?

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  • Melissa's Avatar
    Posted by Melissa Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:33am PDT

    Let's give them "early retirement", and a nice view of the caribbean from Guantanamo Bay!

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  • Shep's Avatar
    Posted by Shep Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:44pm PDT

    thanks Mhu , Devonia and sissirae for the time in reading.

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:52am PDT

    Shep, guess I should thank you for thanking them. Knowing how much you hate Wal*Mart and the turnips in D. C. ...I hope you read your email come January 12, 2010.

    Oh! I'll be in D. C. next week talking to them ther turnips about those carbon tax bills. Looks like tat North-West passage is open to them ther 15 cargo ships tat pollute as much as 760 million automobiles and if they run west to east up there....tat ice is really gonna melt fast.

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  • Deni M's Avatar
    Posted by Deni M Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:35am PDT

    My first time here, will visit again! I see I'm in good company! Great post!

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    Posted by Deni M Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:35am PDT

    My first time here, will visit again! I see I'm in good company! Great post!

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:42am PST

    Brenda....sad tat you chose to delete....tat NO Ba!!s is gettin' contagious!

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