User post: Why normal people should be estatic they are not celebrities

  • You may feel you need plastic surgery and wind up with a botched stomach like Tara Reid, or dead like Kanye’s mother, or need a neurosurgeon like Usher’s Wife.
  • People you may think are your friends will sell your information to tabloids for a quick buck.
  • Everytime you are bloated from the arrival of your monthly visitor, the world is informed you have a baby bump.
  • Your child is sick and you run to the store for medicine in your less than attractive sweats and the world thinks you’re on drugs.
  • Some fans become huge stalkers. You have to hire bodyguards and hope no one kidnaps you child for ranson money.
  • You may feel inclined to name your child Suri, Pilot Inspektor, or Poppy Honey.