Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Blood Drive

While sitting waiting to get my finger pricked, I came up with this list:

First off, always go to the end of the drive.  Workers are far more irritable after dealing with blood and near fainting people for 8 hours.

Steal all of the dividers and build yourself a fort.  This will make time pass quickly and the lack of privacy during interviews will allow everyone to learn more about each other's travel and sexual history.

Scream bloody murder.  While getting your blood pressure taken.


Stack up the coolers of blood and run towards them with one of the lawn-chair like gurney things.
=Blood Bowling.

Disconnect people's needle's from the bags and create a Pollock-esque painting on the aforementioned fort wall.

Organize a race involving those who just gave blood.  Prize: the last apple juice.

Dress up in a white coat and stand by people and say Oops! or make splashing noises.

Spill Hawaiian punch or something similar all over the floor. Proceed to lick it up.

Hit the power button on the power strip that runs all the computers.

Create a Red Rover game outside the door to the facility.  As people come out they have to attempt to break through.  If they fail, they must link arms and enjoy having their newly punctured arm run into repeatedly.

Become a vampire.

Last but not least, play needle tag.  The person with a communicable disease is "it."