Worst Celebrity Baby Names of 2008
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<p><img alt=""
src="http://yourtango.s3.amazonaws.com/story-page-img/article_images/spl33624_038.jpg"
align="right" width="240" height="180">Ever think that your
parents saddled you with a strange name? Thinking about making your
new baby’s name unique? Take heed: some of the more unusual
names are just straight up strange and will cause your kid grief
for years. Take pity on these Hollywood kids who were saddled with
these horrible <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20085863/2008-the-year-of-celeb-babies.html">celebrity
baby</a> names:</p> <p><strong>Bronx Mowgli
Wentz</strong> is the new son of <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20087626/pete-wentz-loves-ashlee-s-breasts">Pete
Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Wentz</a>, this has to be the worst
baby name of the year. A New York borough coupled with a name from
The Jungle Book? We hope this kid learns to fight at an early
age.</p> <p><strong>Zuma Nesta Rock
Rossdale</strong>, the <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20086452/gwen-stefanis-new-baby-mel-cs-news.html">second
son </a> of rockers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, also
have an unfortunate moniker. Maybe this will grow on us, but it
sounds too much like the malt beverage Zima for us to focus on any
real spiritual value. Big brother Kingston might have to stick up
for his little brother on the playground.</p>
<p><strong>Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg</strong>
is the name of Soleil Moon-Frye and Joseph Goldberg’s
daughter. Jagger alone is kind of cool but Jagger and Joseph
together for a little girl is a just asking for kids to pick on
her. Adding Blue to the mix is just cruel.</p>
<p><strong>Barnaby Borstein Douglas</strong>, the
son of Alex Borstein and Jackson Douglas, will have to live with
what are surely two family names. This name just brings to mind
tweeds, black socks on the beach and grandfatherly pipes.</p>
<p><strong>Sophocles Iraia Clement</strong>, the
son of Jermaine Clement and Miranda Manasiadis, may not have
immediately noteworthy parents but the name they’ve saddled
him with should not make him hard to forget. What more do you say
to this name than just, “Sorry, kid.”</p>
<p>Written by <a rel="nofollow"
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Booker</a> for <a rel="nofollow"
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Posted by ????? Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:51am PST
Iraia would have been a pretty first name for a girl - but what the heck for a boy?
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Posted by Jane S Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:36pm PST
These names aren't about the child...they're about the ego and desperate attention-grabbing-at-any-cost need of the so-called parents. They should all be arrested for child abuse. Nut jobs, every one of them.
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Posted by Wildhockeyfan! Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:42pm PST
Wow, I feel bad for those kids. The Zuma and Barnaby names are the worst!
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Posted by crista Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:44pm PST
YEP...ATTENTION OR LIMELIGHT SEEKING PARENTS REALLY...POOR KIDS.
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Posted by keep it real Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:46pm PST
if those kids weren't the offspring of celebs, they would get picked on to the extreme.
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Posted by Emma Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:34pm PST
Isn't Zuma like a shoe or something?
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Posted by JrLo Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:00pm PST
Zuma makes think of the old theme song from the kids show on PBS..ZOOM..the song went...WE'RE GONNA ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMA ZOOM WE'RE GONNA ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOM AZOOM...
Everytime they mentioned her baby on the news I couldn't get the stupid song out of my head!!!
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Posted by Bingbing Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:56pm PST
I like mowgli best, but the rest is just gabbish!
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Posted by Eryn_Lindsay Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:07am PST
I think Bronx is a super cute boys name :) Mowgli is a bit out there, but hey, its just a middle name. Its no different than making your child's middle name your previous maiden name. I.E. My bf's middle name is Jaca (pronounced Hock-a) But Bronx is a tough little guy name :)
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Posted by HOOLE Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:10am PST
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video in her account on =====W e a l t h y C h a t . C O M, a hot club for hot wealthy singles. She is really sexy and nude with bikini in that video.
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