Worst Celebrity Baby Names of 2008
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<p><img alt=""
src="http://yourtango.s3.amazonaws.com/story-page-img/article_images/spl33624_038.jpg"
align="right" width="240" height="180">Ever think that your
parents saddled you with a strange name? Thinking about making your
new baby’s name unique? Take heed: some of the more unusual
names are just straight up strange and will cause your kid grief
for years. Take pity on these Hollywood kids who were saddled with
these horrible <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20085863/2008-the-year-of-celeb-babies.html">celebrity
baby</a> names:</p> <p><strong>Bronx Mowgli
Wentz</strong> is the new son of <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20087626/pete-wentz-loves-ashlee-s-breasts">Pete
Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Wentz</a>, this has to be the worst
baby name of the year. A New York borough coupled with a name from
The Jungle Book? We hope this kid learns to fight at an early
age.</p> <p><strong>Zuma Nesta Rock
Rossdale</strong>, the <a rel="nofollow"
href="http://www.yourtango.com/20086452/gwen-stefanis-new-baby-mel-cs-news.html">second
son </a> of rockers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, also
have an unfortunate moniker. Maybe this will grow on us, but it
sounds too much like the malt beverage Zima for us to focus on any
real spiritual value. Big brother Kingston might have to stick up
for his little brother on the playground.</p>
<p><strong>Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg</strong>
is the name of Soleil Moon-Frye and Joseph Goldberg’s
daughter. Jagger alone is kind of cool but Jagger and Joseph
together for a little girl is a just asking for kids to pick on
her. Adding Blue to the mix is just cruel.</p>
<p><strong>Barnaby Borstein Douglas</strong>, the
son of Alex Borstein and Jackson Douglas, will have to live with
what are surely two family names. This name just brings to mind
tweeds, black socks on the beach and grandfatherly pipes.</p>
<p><strong>Sophocles Iraia Clement</strong>, the
son of Jermaine Clement and Miranda Manasiadis, may not have
immediately noteworthy parents but the name they’ve saddled
him with should not make him hard to forget. What more do you say
to this name than just, “Sorry, kid.”</p>
<p>Written by <a rel="nofollow"
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Booker</a> for <a rel="nofollow"
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