Monday, November 30, 2009

Worst. Gifts. Ever. (Hilarious)

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    • Behavior Modification Light
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Behavior Modification Light

What it is: According to the press materials, this is "a behavioral modification device" that helps your child learn when to go to bed by forcing him to stare at a glowing moon until he falls asleep. What it says: I'm really sorry about buying those night-vision goggles. Price: $34.99, goodnitelite.com See more horrible gifts at ESQUIRE.COM Reprinted with permission of Hearst Communications, Inc.

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  • SilverFlower123's Avatar
    Posted by SilverFlower123 Thu Nov 6, 2008 1:05pm PST

    You either have to be very very close to give someone a gift like that. Or not think about someone's feelings.... mmm Like I said they might be fun, but I would make sure it would bea gift to a very very very fun and close pal of mine that shares the same sense of humor!! LOL!!

    Good ones though!!

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  • MrsKlingonPasadena's Avatar
    Posted by MrsKlingonPasadena Thu Nov 6, 2008 1:15pm PST

    Wow, those gifts really do suck!! If you are going to give someone something like that, you may as well have given them the cash. There is nothing worst than a useless gift. It lets you know the person hasn't thought of you at all. I hate novelty gifts like "California Turd Bird" or jar of pickled ***holes. What the hell are you going to do with gifts like that?

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  • Straightfoward(lovely lady)'s Avatar
    Posted by Straightfoward(lovely lady) Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:35pm PST

    I have heard of most of these, But the green gnome is halarious..

    Straight:)

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  • LeighAnne's Avatar
    Posted by LeighAnne Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:08pm PST

    OMG this made me laugh so hard I almost peed LOL

    Oh I have got to send this to my friend

    Straight I think your right the glow in the dark gnome has GOT to be the BEST

    ROFLMAO

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  • serena's Avatar
    Posted by serena Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:15am PST

    O.M.G i would love to see the look on the people's faces when they got a gift likw that

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  • sheena's Avatar
    Posted by sheena Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:09am PST

    These make a "partridge in a pear tree" seem like a practical gift!

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  • drtodd98's Avatar
    Posted by drtodd98 Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:12pm PST

    The night vision goggles are bad-ass. I wouldn't mind a set myself.

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