Why is Santa not coming to the Crabfamily this year? For the same reason he's not coming to any of our houses, people. Because of global warming. What with the polar ice caps melting, Santa got stranded this year. On an ice floe. Separated from his reindeer. So there will be no presents from him this year. Very sad, I know.
Jokes, people. Seriously, I know there are readers out there who
think Crabmommy is cruel enough to pull something like that for
real and tell her kid that Santa's out of commission, but you
can rest assured that Mr. Claus will be making his stop at our
tree. Only, he's going to be stingy this year, just as he's
going to be at your house..and yours...and yours. Indeed, we all
know consumer spending is at record lows, and while I suppose
that's not good for the economy in the long run, I know that
for my family, lowered expectations are not only the theme
of Christmas, but the theme of 2009 in general.
"Bandaids with pictures on them." That's what I've told Crabkid she can expect from Santa. The rest of the year I buy only generic bandaids, so she's actually psyched about that one. "And you can ask Santa for stickers. And for your own roll of tape." Yes, I'm going to put something else under the tree from Mom and Dad (a $4 Hello Kitty necklace, and a $5 Playmobil set involving a fairy pushing a wheelbarrow). But Santa's firmly in recession mode. He's bringing basic survival supplies—and few of them at that.
Stocking stuffers: Seven cute, affordable small presents that
won't disappoint.
Of course, as we all know, kids like cheap stuff so Crabkid will no doubt be pleased with her modest stash. I hope that attitude lasts well into her future. Because I think she's going to need it.
What about you? Are you skimping on holiday presents for the tots, or does all the recession doom and gloom bring out the spendymom in you?
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