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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Crabmommy: Weird wall art = placenta prints

Since a bunch of you enjoyed the baby room cuteness I sourced for you in my last cheapmommy post, I'm back with another round of attractive, 100% organic, low-budge wall art to help make your nursery truly one of a kind. Check this out! Nope, that wasn't a pic of a tree. It's a print made by a mom from her, erm, placenta.

Oh, but what could be more madly one-of-a-kind than a placenta print? Indeed, pleasing designs can be made on the cheap with your very own childbirth by-products, ladies! And when you think about it, a placenta print is a literal reminder of baby's very first room...in the womb. A sentimental souvenir of in utero-ness, then. That is, if you dig that sort of thing.

Until recently I had no idea placenta prints even existed. By now we've all heard of placenta-eating and placenta-burying (as practiced by the deeply earthy Matt McConaughey). But beyond burying and baking, there's the phenomenon of printing with your placenta too! News to me, though apparently placenta prints are pretty popular, so much so you can even get step-by-step instructions on how to make them at ehow.com. Or you can dispense with the online tutorial and pick up The Blessed Babe Placenta Print Kit® for $18.99! This item comes with everything you need to make your placenta print. Except for the, uh, placenta.

As you might have gathered, Crabmom's not-so-much the type to get all jiggy with my placenta beneath the full post-partum moon, or whatevs. Even the word "placenta" bothers me, let alone the notion of painting the damn thing, and then plopping it onto parchment. Yeesh!

But hey, each to her own. One woman's idea of ick is on another woman's baby registry, if you'll permit my clumsy phrasing.

And you? Squeamish? Intrigued? Been there, done that?

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  • runnyjen21's Avatar
    Posted by runnyjen21 Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:16pm PDT

    this is deeply disturbing

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  • HotCrossBuns's Avatar
    Posted by HotCrossBuns Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:50pm PDT

    This may be a first: I'm speechless!!

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  • dreamangel's Avatar
    Posted by dreamangel Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:56pm PDT

    Thats gonna give me nightmares

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  • babydylansmum's Avatar
    Posted by babydylansmum Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:05pm PDT

    gross, gross, gross. How do people come up with this stuff? Burying it is creepy too. Where I live a coyote would have that thing dug up and eaten in no time! While I was pregnant with my son I wondered if I would be asked if I wanted the placenta after giving birth. I wasn't, thank goodness. It would have been funny to see the look on my husband's face though!

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  • Geo the Clown's Avatar
    Posted by Geo the Clown Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:53pm PDT

    well being the Midwife homebirth hippie momma that i am I totally LOVE the placenta prints..and find them completely BEAUTIFUL. Saddly i wasnt even thinking about it's artisic value after i gave birth to my son, what a missed opportunity for some unique art :-)

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  • cookingK's Avatar
    Posted by cookingK Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:02pm PDT

    Did you write "placenta eating"??????? Isn't that a form of cannibalism? Disgusting.

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  • jkhollaway's Avatar
    Posted by jkhollaway Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:07am PDT

    That's disgusting!

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  • capsfanKR17's Avatar
    Posted by capsfanKR17 Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:41am PDT

    Thats nasty... Ick!

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  • saia's Avatar
    Posted by saia Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:51am PDT

    I'm a postpartum nurse, and I had one patient who trains search dogs for forensic police work. She kept her placenta, her husband took it home to freeze. Once back at work, she planned to cut it up and use it for dog training purposes. Because of the nature of my job, I am not at all bothered by placentas or anything related to childbirth. BUT I have to admit that the idea of that one freaked me out just a little bit.

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  • Girlie8787's Avatar
    Posted by Girlie8787 Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:57am PDT

    It just seems creepy and gross...I mean, I've never had kids, so I don't know if you feel some sort of special connection to the placenta and need to keep a reminder of it or what... but it just seems weird.

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