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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Crabmommy: Weird wall art = placenta prints

Since a bunch of you enjoyed the baby room cuteness I sourced for you in my last cheapmommy post, I'm back with another round of attractive, 100% organic, low-budge wall art to help make your nursery truly one of a kind. Check this out! Nope, that wasn't a pic of a tree. It's a print made by a mom from her, erm, placenta.

Oh, but what could be more madly one-of-a-kind than a placenta print? Indeed, pleasing designs can be made on the cheap with your very own childbirth by-products, ladies! And when you think about it, a placenta print is a literal reminder of baby's very first room...in the womb. A sentimental souvenir of in utero-ness, then. That is, if you dig that sort of thing.

Until recently I had no idea placenta prints even existed. By now we've all heard of placenta-eating and placenta-burying (as practiced by the deeply earthy Matt McConaughey). But beyond burying and baking, there's the phenomenon of printing with your placenta too! News to me, though apparently placenta prints are pretty popular, so much so you can even get step-by-step instructions on how to make them at ehow.com. Or you can dispense with the online tutorial and pick up The Blessed Babe Placenta Print Kit® for $18.99! This item comes with everything you need to make your placenta print. Except for the, uh, placenta.

As you might have gathered, Crabmom's not-so-much the type to get all jiggy with my placenta beneath the full post-partum moon, or whatevs. Even the word "placenta" bothers me, let alone the notion of painting the damn thing, and then plopping it onto parchment. Yeesh!

But hey, each to her own. One woman's idea of ick is on another woman's baby registry, if you'll permit my clumsy phrasing.

And you? Squeamish? Intrigued? Been there, done that?

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  • Ms Anne's Avatar
    Posted by Ms Anne Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:59am PDT

    Thats sick.

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  • Ashley's Avatar
    Posted by Ashley Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:33am PDT

    That is absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!! People are just getting ridiculous! And I agree with cookingK. That should be illegal or something.

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  • coolgal18's Avatar
    Posted by coolgal18 Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:36am PDT

    thats f------ disgusting.

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  • jessicatastrophe_70x7's Avatar
    Posted by jessicatastrophe_70x7 Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:53am PDT

    while its a pretty picture...when you find out what it is...

    EW!

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  • mnrawker's Avatar
    Posted by mnrawker Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:49am PDT

    ick

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  • RetroMom's Avatar
    Posted by RetroMom Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:03am PDT

    YUCK!!!! What next...wall art from your child's first BM?

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  • Caramel Cake's Avatar
    Posted by Caramel Cake Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:08pm PDT

    That is gross! When that stuff comes out, throw it away! I know that use it for different things, but that is just gross. I hate to even use shampoo because I know that it has animal placenta in it! Yuck!

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  • JBH's Avatar
    Posted by JBH Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:16pm PDT

    Placenta prints? THAT is one wall art thats not going to do anything for your house resale value, I'm almost certain.

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  • Denise's Avatar
    Posted by Denise Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:28pm PDT

    This is up there for me with the menstrual blood art prints. Gross.

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  • cindyb's Avatar
    Posted by cindyb Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:47pm PDT

    Double Yuk! LOL ,retromom, some people do get wall art from their childrens BM's though I'm not really sure they wanted them.

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