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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Crabmommy: Weird wall art = placenta prints

Since a bunch of you enjoyed the baby room cuteness I sourced for you in my last cheapmommy post, I'm back with another round of attractive, 100% organic, low-budge wall art to help make your nursery truly one of a kind. Check this out! Nope, that wasn't a pic of a tree. It's a print made by a mom from her, erm, placenta.

Oh, but what could be more madly one-of-a-kind than a placenta print? Indeed, pleasing designs can be made on the cheap with your very own childbirth by-products, ladies! And when you think about it, a placenta print is a literal reminder of baby's very first room...in the womb. A sentimental souvenir of in utero-ness, then. That is, if you dig that sort of thing.

Until recently I had no idea placenta prints even existed. By now we've all heard of placenta-eating and placenta-burying (as practiced by the deeply earthy Matt McConaughey). But beyond burying and baking, there's the phenomenon of printing with your placenta too! News to me, though apparently placenta prints are pretty popular, so much so you can even get step-by-step instructions on how to make them at ehow.com. Or you can dispense with the online tutorial and pick up The Blessed Babe Placenta Print Kit® for $18.99! This item comes with everything you need to make your placenta print. Except for the, uh, placenta.

As you might have gathered, Crabmom's not-so-much the type to get all jiggy with my placenta beneath the full post-partum moon, or whatevs. Even the word "placenta" bothers me, let alone the notion of painting the damn thing, and then plopping it onto parchment. Yeesh!

But hey, each to her own. One woman's idea of ick is on another woman's baby registry, if you'll permit my clumsy phrasing.

And you? Squeamish? Intrigued? Been there, done that?

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  • chrissy5886's Avatar
    Posted by chrissy5886 Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:07pm PDT

    Wow, this is pretty disgusting. You want to put a placenta on the wall in your home? Do it. But, eat it?! I swear....some people just do crazy stunts like this for the sheer shock value from their peers or to mark themselves as going against the grain of society.

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    Posted by Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:48pm PDT

    I think it's pretty cool. I wish I knew about this when I had my boys.

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  • chicken's Avatar
    Posted by chicken Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:20am PDT

    The PLACENTA is part of the life support system for the fetus. We can get squirmy all we want, but because of this Gross Placenta as most describe- life would not exist. It's part of life and it's beautiful. I love the idea. I have seen so many through my job and I find them quite fascinating. Not in a "yucky" way, but in a "wow, it's like the tree of life".

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  • ***Star***'s Avatar
    Posted by ***Star*** Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:50pm PDT

    This is just not for me! But if it's your thing...well...Okay!

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  • Rachel's Avatar
    Posted by Rachel Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:44pm PST

    it's not for me, but if you stop and think of what the placenta is, what it's made of, it's job in utero, it can make sense to a certain type of person who lives and believes deeper than most. in fact eating a bit of placenta can save a mothers life if she has lost a lot of blood during childbirth. let's not be so judgmental people, to each his own.

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  • BrandiG's Avatar
    Posted by BrandiG Tue May 26, 2009 5:10pm PDT

    I think its beautiful and unique :o) I never knew about this with my first child but it's definitely on my list of things to do when we are blessed with baby number two

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    Posted by Larter Wed May 27, 2009 12:21pm PDT

    I just did my first placenta presses with my daughter's placenta. It was frozen in our freezer for over two years now. I have to say, that while I am TOTALLY pleased with how everything came out, I did almost throw up at first... and I am a doula and am totally down with birth, placentas, blood and all the earthiness that comes with birth. I'm thinking a fresh placenta press is probably best. :)

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