Children do not like having rods shoved
up their bumholes—especially when they are sick. For that matter,
no human likes having rods shoved up their butts. So what’s a
caring parent to do? Buy one of those convenient ear thermometers?
Hell no! What you do is make the rectal temperature taking process
more fun with your child’s most beloved cartoon
character.
And so we come to the Musical SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer.
My mind has exploded. I really don’t know where to begin. I guess I’ll start with, is it truly fun to have SpongeBob up in there? How does SpongeBob feel about it? Who at Nickelodeon okayed this product?
