WIFE #1
Is your son sleeping in underwear yet? Because my son is still in
pull ups and I’m starting to think that something is wrong with
him.
WIFE #2
I wouldn’t worry about it. My pediatrician said that some kids are
just deep sleepers, and it takes them longer.
WIFE #3
Who is your pediatrician? Do you go to Dr. Bob? Because I
interviewed him when I was pregnant, and something about him rubbed
me the wrong way, but now everyone I know goes to him, and I’m
wondering if I made a mistake because I’m not that happy with my
pediatrician anymore.
ME
I’m reading the best book right now. It’s about this writer who
spends an entire year following the bible literally. It’s really
funny. (Long pause as everyone stares at me).
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Risa Green, author of Tales from the Mommy Track on MommyTrackd.com, lives in Los Angeles. In the last four years, she has produced two children, called Harper and Davis, and two novels, called Notes from the Underbelly and Tales from the Crib. She is currently working on a third (novel not child).
