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Saturday, November 21, 2009

5 Intimate Sex Tips From A Man

Oral sex: brilliant, isn't it? It's ridiculously intimate, severely sensual, and you don't necessarily have to take all your clothes off to do it. Whether it's part of foreplay or an act in itself, being a skilled fellatrix ramps up your bedroom (or back seat of car) technique considerably. 

But trust me, there's more to fellatio than, as we Brits so tastefully put it, getting your gob round his nob or your gums round his plums. The best oral sex exponents use their mouths, their tongues, their fingers, their eyes, their voice and—most importantly—their brain (but not their teeth, unless it's been asked for). I'm assuming that you already know Rule No.1 about b-jobs—you don't blow—so here are the basic ground rules from a male point of view…

1. If you're not in the mood, don't bother.

Back in the day, fellatio was generally seen as something only depraved men would want, and only even more depraved women would offer. Thankfully, this has changed to the point where a bit of a nosh almost comes as standard. But take it from me; there is nothing more unappealing than a workmanlike ----- from someone who sees it as contractual obligation. Not sexy at all, ladies… Read: Oral Sex: Love It or Hate It? 

2. Your mouth can do a million things your vagina can't.

So make use of it. There's far more to fellatio than sucking, and seeing as his genitals are in your mouth, you are the one who is completely dictating the terms. Enthusiastic head-bobbing one minute, followed by slithering your tongue down his shaft, followed by smoochy kisses around the head…it's all good.

3. Deep-throating isn't everything.

Being able to shove a foot-long hot dog into your mouth at a baseball game might get you on the Jumbotron for a few seconds, but if that's the sum total of your oral technique, you need to expand your repertoire. It gets pretty boring after a couple of minutes—and to be honest, we start worrying about your gag reflex kicking in and your jaws snapping shut.

4. Oral familiarity breeds genital disinterest.

In other words, mix up your technique. There's nothing worse than being with someone who does the same things for the same amount of time in the same order. Surprise us! 

5. Get to know his penis… 

…because it's more than a bit of meat, y'know. Yes, there's loads of nerve endings round the tip, but quite a few elsewhere. We'd like those stimulated too, please. And please don't forget the balls—gently rubbing them or cupping them in your hand and feeling the weight of them increases the sensations tenfold.

Want to know 5 more oral sex tips from men? Check out the rest of this article at YourTango.com.

Written by Al Needham for YourTango.com.

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:20am PDT

    Sick, and again, nothing for how to please a woman.

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  • Angel Morbid's Avatar
    Posted by Angel Morbid Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:20am PDT

    Errr, these don't seem like tips, more like common sense. After reading each of these, I replied with an unimpressed "DUH!" If people don't already know these type of things, then the fellatio must really SUCK. (pun intended)

    "2. Your mouth can do a million things your vagina can't." Uhhh, yeah. Like BITE, CHEW, and SWALLOW. Be wary men...lol..*munches on hotdog*

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  • DeadlyPoison's Avatar
    Posted by DeadlyPoison Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:34am PDT

    lol @ buckethead demon.

    personally, i love giving fellatio to my boyfriend. he says he really loves it that i get into it, and likes seeing me enjoy myself with his member.

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  • flame-n-heather's Avatar
    Posted by flame-n-heather Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:54am PDT

    Oh, please. Maybe I ought to write a response piece detailing how men should be performing cunnilingus. "Don't forget the labia..." "Use your whole mouth fellas..." "There's more than just the clitoris..." You shouldn't be complaining about what you get in the BJ department. Consider yourselves lucky to get it at all. It is definitely NOT our favorite thing to do. Or maybe I am just speaking for myself here... Sorry if I sound like a b**ch, I just get so sick of all the men whining about their dam* penises.

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  • karen w's Avatar
    Posted by karen w Thu Jul 9, 2009 12:03pm PDT

    WOW what a suprise the whole thing was about ----- -you and my boyfriend need to grow up!

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  • YassinA's Avatar
    Posted by YassinA Thu Jul 9, 2009 12:30pm PDT

    Iknow that playing and amusing from hair to other parts of sensitive parts of woman will make her ready for excelent action so the climax will come to gether for the man and woman .the two must be clean well all parts of sexual action from the hair untill the foot ,noaction atall from the back it dirty and causes the viros.sex action for the two to bring best moment.

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  • Kendra's Avatar
    Posted by Kendra Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:04pm PDT

    Hilariously stupid! LOL!

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  • CrazyDoug's Avatar
    Posted by CrazyDoug Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:13pm PDT

    I'm a guy and I don't like getting head. It gets uncomfortable after a while and leaves me sore. Are there any other guys out there who DON'T like it? Or am I some sort of freak?

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  • Frank's Avatar
    Posted by Frank Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:18pm PDT

    Having been married 27 years I have to ask. What is fellatio? I am sure other married men have this same question. Is it akin to the "Bermuda Triangle" of sex ?

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  • Dubs's Avatar
    Posted by Dubs Thu Jul 9, 2009 2:42pm PDT

    Headline should of read....

    5 Intimate Penis tips from a Man. Or do they not like using PENIS as headline verbage?

    Translations.

    1. My libido takes priority.

    2. Don't chew it hurts...molars are bad mmkay.

    3. I really don't like GERD with my hot dog.

    4. My repetitive lack of sexual etiquette is not open for discussion here.

    5. Hi, I am "The Penis" and today we will be discussing why my neighbor "The Scrotum" feels neglected. *The Scrotum pouts*

    The end.

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