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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

7 Book Characters Hotter Than Edward Cullen

Like it or not, Edward Cullen is the fictional hottie du jour. Never before have women been so enamored by a sparkly, lovesick centenarian torn between protecting his girlfriend and eating her for dinner. Despite Edward's edgy persona and "angelic" good looks, we're not convinced that he's the literary dreamboat that thousands of Twilight fans have made him out to be (our friends at lemondrop aren't convinced either, it turns out). What can we say? Book hotties of the past have set the bar pretty high, and we're not entirely signed on to the "being watched through our bedroom windows" fantasy. Read: The Truth About Acting Out Your Fantasies

Before Edward Cullen swooped into our libraries and bookstores, we had these male literary characters to dazzle us:

1) Gabriel Oak (Far From The Maddening Crowd)

Gabriel Oak, a young, humble shepherd, is the quintessential lovelorn best friend. His boss and love interest, Bathsheba Everdene, not only rejects his feelings, but she continually confides in him about her problems with other men. Despite (or thanks to) his loyalty, Gabriel quietly remains in the friend zone while Bathsheba toys with and is toyed by more exciting men. As a farmhand, Gabriel might not be the most glamorous guy in town, but in the long run, a guy who is trustworthy, dependable, and sincere trumps the volatile bad boy.  Read: Boyfriend, Best Friend... or Both?


2) Laurie Lawrence
(Little Women)

He's rich, he's cultured, he's Harvard-bound, and he's the boy the next door. Unlike plenty of other male literary heroes, Laurie makes little effort to be manly or overly protective. While Edward is brooding and business-like, Laurie is just an adorable bundle of fun. Did we mention that he's Harvard-bound, as opposed to being in high school for eternity? Read: How To Date A (Real-Life) Vampire


3) Gilbert Blythe
(Anne of Green Gables)

Who hasn't fantasized about falling for a former rival? As the old saying goes, there's a thin line between love and hate, and in Anne and Gilbert's case, that line is a job position he turns down because he knows that Anne needs it more than he does. Besides being self-sacrificing, he's tall, handsome, a doctor, totally in love with Anne, and – get ready – a longtime resident of the friend zone. If only all "platonic" friends were this dreamy.


4) Lord Henry Wotton
(The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Dorian Gray might have been impossibly, eternally pretty, but rest assured, his comrade and personal hero, Lord Henry Wotton, is the real hottie of the book. Intelligent, urbane, and coolly well-spoken, Lord Henry is seductive, if not shallow and hedonistic. Sure, he's as worldly as one can get, but at least he comes up with more charming phrases than, "Bring on the shackles – I'm your prisoner." As a bonus, Lord Henry was played by Colin Firth in the 2009 film adaptation.  Read: Romantic Movie Myths


5) Westley/Farm Boy/The Dread Pirate Roberts (The Princess Bride)

Years before "Do I dazzle you?" became the quip heard 'round the world, "As you wish!" charmed us with its sweet, simple sincerity. Perhaps it goes without saying that a man gains epic status after his description of the one he loves moves a pirate captain to spare his life.


6) George Emerson (A Room With a View)

How would you feel if a handsome, mysterious acquaintance suddenly kissed you in a field full of flowers? How about if he told you that a man shouldn't treat you like "an object on a shelf," but rather, love you enough to give you independence? George, like Edward, is bit of a sulky bad boy; unlike Edward, however, George can steal clandestine kisses without feeling tempted to feast on his lady-love's jugular veins.


7) Mr. Darcy
(Pride & Prejudice)

No list of romantic heroes would be complete without Mr. Darcy. He's handsome, but cultured and intelligent. He's rich, but generous. He makes mistakes, but he's willing to redeem himself. Best of all, he goes out of his way for Elizabeth not just to impress her, but because he simply wants to help her out. As a bonus, Mr. Darcy was played by—who else—Colin Firth in the BBC series. Next time, producers should just work their Benjamin Button magic and let Colin Firth play Edward. Who knows, we might even swoon a little.

Written by Denise Ngo for YourTango.com.

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  • Mandi's Avatar
    Posted by Mandi Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:37am PST

    Hmmm...and these are all book characters? I'd say Dimitri Belikov from the Vampire Academy books or James Stark from the House of Night Series.

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  • LoveN's Avatar
    Posted by LoveN Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:18am PST

    Homer Wells from Cider House Rules (Tobey Maguire playing him in the film version wasn't half-bad either...).

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  • Yadilsa Jesus's Avatar
    Posted by Yadilsa Jesus Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:25am PST

    Mm I have to agree with you about Laurie Lawrence. I've read the book about five times and every time I read it I fall in love with Laurie all over again.

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  • Sarah's Avatar
    Posted by Sarah Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:48am PST

    I think Edward Cullen would be hot in real life, but in the book he's a bit...shmaltzy. I did devour the book (sorry for the pun) but it wasn't terrific writing.

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  • Melanie's Avatar
    Posted by Melanie Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:09am PST

    Sarah I thought the "shmatziness" made it impossible to put down!

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  • kirby's Avatar
    Posted by kirby Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:21am PST

    Mr. Darcy is hott 2 me in that movie! :p total cutie yo!

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  • Cambell!'s Avatar
    Posted by Cambell! Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:39am PST

    DOn't forget Henry from the Time Traveler's Wife! He's yummy!

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  • Jen's Avatar
    Posted by Jen Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:43am PST

    I've never read Twilight (I usually don't like series), but from what I've heard about it, there are many superior literary characters! I have a few others to add:

    Konstantin Levin (Anna Karenina): he's a little awkward, and perhaps too obsessed with his farming theories, but he's also passionate and sincere. Read the part where he stays up all night the day before proposing to Kitty, and you'll fall in love with him.

    Dean Moriarty (On The Road): pretty much the polar opposite of the moral and cautious Levin, Dean is a wild free spirit with such charisma that his worst aspects are strangely forgiveable. If nothing else, he's fascinating.

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  • Various (depending on who you talk to)'s Avatar
    Posted by Various (depending on who you talk to) Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:09pm PST

    Jamie Frazier in Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series. He's the most perfect man ever written.

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  • Carly's Avatar
    Posted by Carly Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:10pm PST

    I'm a HUGE Darcy fan!! I also read a Nora Roberts novel once and the character in that book, Aidan Gallagher, is the perfect man.

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