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Monday, December 7, 2009

A Holiday Gift Guide for Broke Perverts

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If you read ourguide to sex-toy gift-giving etiquette last week, then you know it's best to go for nicely designed, higher-end prod. Of course, in this economy, who can afford a $175 Swarovski-crystal-encrusted vibrator with a pink feather tail on a silver stand? But that doesn't mean you can't find an affordably lewd and luxurious present for the fellow-perv in your life. Here are a bunch of cheap(ish) gift ideas from 10 great places -- all are as classy as sex toys can be, and each is under 50 bucks:

1. Jimmy Jane (pictured above) has 9 nice gifts all under $50, including the Pocket Pleasure set, the Iconic Pocket, and massage candles with body brushes.

2. Even though Coco de Mer carries the likes of the crystal and feather Minx mentioned above, they've got some affordable, beautifully packaged stuff on their Gifts for Her / Gifts for Him pages, including CdM Milk Bath ($25), In Fiore Decollete Balm ($50), Ginger & Date massage candle ($48), Ruby Sunrise Lubricant for her and Gentleman's Relish Lubricant (both $27), a spanking ruler with the text "Teach me a lesson" ($13), the book "Twenty Love Poems by Pablo Neruda" ($13), and our favorite, the "I ----- Love You" card ($7.50).

3. The ladies at Elastic Waist like the Luna Beads from Lelo ($47), the fabu Swedish sex toy designers. Though considering they're for increasing the elasticity of your vadge, this might be the kind of gift better given by a close friend who's also just had a baby rather than by the husband of said new mom, ya know what we're sayin?

4. Speaking of Lelo, Goodvibes has Lelo's lipstick vibe for $49 and their Bob the butt plug for $48, which are both great deals. The former is great for reserved gals, the latter great for uninhibited guys.

5. Babeland carries two affordable vibes from our fave manufacturer, Fun Factory: the adorable Little Paul in pastel colors as well as Laya Spots in assorted colors, both for $48 each. Fun Factory toys always come in sophisticated boxes with handy instructions for use, care and cleaning, which is always nice for newbies.

6. In our big roundup of sex toy storage ideas, the Devine collection (with satchels and lingerie envelopes and condom carrying cases, oh my) were by far the most stylish -- and each are under 50 bucks!

See gifts 7-11 of our holiday guide here!

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  • Aaron L's Avatar
    Posted by Aaron L Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:49pm PST

    By the looks of the chatter, those uptights need Bob the butplug.

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    Posted by Dylan Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:05pm PST

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    Posted by Janine Babe Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:51am PST

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  • DeAnn's Avatar
    Posted by DeAnn Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:56am PST

    Em & Lo, I just love you! The toy storage link is pure gold! The hubby & I have a rather large collection in a nightstand drawer - and also a 9 yr old boy and a 2 yr old girl. We NEED to get them out of there and somewhere less conspicuous - or a keyed lock on our bedroom door! LOL Thanks for the ideas!

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