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Friday, December 11, 2009

A Poem For Rex (Man, He's the Best)

Thank you Rex for all you do

You work so hard (and are so cute, too!)

You take the kids on days I work

You make the dinner - an extra perk

You mow the lawn and clean the clothes

You fix the pipes and unkink the hose

You throw the kids up in the air

You even lug them up the stairs

On evenings that you watch tv

Your sci-fi shows are cool with me

You're not exactly a soccer dad

Your a techie nerd - and yes, we're glad

For who else but you would fix our computers

(Then turn around and squeeze my hooters?)

I know we've had our ups and downs

But you have always been around

To listen to me rant and rave....

To lend an anchor to my waves....

You're calm and steady, loyal and true

Through good and bad you've seen me through

And so I'll go the extra mile

To do the things that make you smile

Like getting your dry cleaning here on time

Giving my hair that extra shine

Stocking the fridge with your favoirite cookies

(And yup - at night - I'll throw in some nookie)

Ending Note That Doesn't Rhyme So Just Get Over It: Rex, it's been a long week - and it's only Wednesday, but you've really stepped up to the plate since my new job started. Thank you. I love you. Now get back to work and make some money in case I lose my job. One of us has to be the steady eddy, right?

Your loving wife -

Me


Posted by Andrea Frazer

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  • Joboo027's Avatar
    Posted by Joboo027 Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:37pm PST

    Andrea, such a wonderful cheesey poem!!!!, now go give Rex that nookie! with extra whipped cream on top..... David

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  • KittyKat's Avatar
    Posted by KittyKat Wed Nov 4, 2009 5:23pm PST

    AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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