This is a phone message from perhaps the douchiest dude in the world. Yet, why does it sound so damn familiar?
"The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her
friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a
popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri
for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a
call.' The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it
just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite
parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."--Holytaco
Ah, the perils of dating the "assertive" man
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 11:23am PDT
Report AbuseBoy you really lost a catch there! I can't believe anyone thinks that much about himself, I bet he is really single and probably always will be. Total douche bag. To much. LOL
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 11:27am PDT
Report AbuseI actually choked on my coffee! That guy is an absolute...I don't even have a word for what he is. Wow.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 11:55am PDT
Report AbuseOk, that has got to be one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. That guy was a totaly butthole. I don't need someone ordering me around. He might want to look up "how to court" Idioit.
Do we know if she called him back? I hope not.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 12:11pm PDT
Report Abusewow! I'm so glad that I listened to that. It was hilarious! He is totally serious about what he is saying. Does he really think that she is going to call back? I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! I hope for her sake that her business card doesn't have an address on it. Can you imagine what he would do? Run for cover...this guy is nuts. He needs help!
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 12:46pm PDT
Report Abusewhat a tool
he needs to get off himself... no one is that desperate to date you, buddy.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 12:56pm PDT
Report AbuseI can't believe he said he was one of the few men who didn't have any problems! ridiculous! i wondered if he was listening to himself or not!
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 1:11pm PDT
Report AbuseAhahahahaha, oh my god, I can't believe the nerve on this guy! Sounds like HE is the one having the psychological issues. I hope she didn't call him back.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 1:23pm PDT
Report AbuseCan you say totally desperate? He is not only an idiot he is pathetic. Nothing wrong with him? I can say so many things wrong.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 2:37pm PDT
Report AbuseNo one says "call me" then doesn't return calls.....ummm wrong...lol Dude's a freak and I'd consider changing my number because freaks like that don't erase numbers, they're starter stalkers.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:03pm PDT
Report AbuseThis has to be one of the funnest things i have ever heard. In fact i played it so the others in my office could get a good laugh. All we can say is that he didnt want her to call back if she was crazy beacuse he can only handle one crazy person in his realtionships and he has that role taken. Thanks for the good laugh. BTW did she actually call him back? I hope not.
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