This is a phone message from perhaps the douchiest dude in the world. Yet, why does it sound so damn familiar?
"The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her
friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a
popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri
for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a
call.' The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it
just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite
parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."--Holytaco
Ah, the perils of dating the "assertive" man
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:36pm PDT
Report Abuseas a guy speaking,,,,i would love to punch this nim-rod
right between the eye-peepers!!
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:37pm PDT
Report AbuseIs it just me or does he sound exactly like the guy Mystery from the show that was on VH1? I think it was called the Pick up Artist? Prolly is him, he was really nerdy and weird.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:39pm PDT
Report AbuseHere's a youtube link. Listen to his voice it is so him lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWnPH-kXeZM
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:44pm PDT
Report Abusedouche aint the word enema bag would be more like it..i would call his ass and put him straight..he is so confident lol that he found a dumb f--- ..and when they say all that s--- they have no confidence or p----..lol he is the one that needs meds lol..lmao now because i have met guys like that..i am like f--- u..he dont even classify as a sexual vampire..he is just lol..trying to be a player but nobody wants to play roflmao..i would say and by the way this was my grandmas answering machine ..and she is deaf lol..i set it up for guys like u ..but on a serious note if that is her actual # she better change it fast and i would watch my ass in the clubs..he sounded odd as hell..he sounds like he has more probs than any man i know..too desperate..lol if he aint got probs with women why keep calling?approached by 6-7 a day so...well dont call me lol take your pick..by the way granny needs me now...buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 3:45pm PDT
Report AbuseWOW...and to think being 44 and never married , I thought I had heard it all.Thanks for a great laugh , although might have met his brother
at one point in my life. Don't call...run!!!
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 5:25pm PDT
Report AbuseHa, and he said there's nothing wrong with him. What a loony.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 6:10pm PDT
Report AbuseI love how he tells her to look up passive aggressive personality. He needs to look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder. WHAT A JERK otherwise. I can't believe he would actually leave a message like that! I don't blame her for not returning his call after the first message, but if she had any doubts about not calling him, I'm sure those doubts were erased after the second message. I agree with the captions, he is A+ Douchebag material.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 6:54pm PDT
Report AbuseHe has got to be an actor fooling around with a character.
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 7:35pm PDT
Report Abusewow..i can't believe he had a past relationship at all, but i guess distance helped..as in the greater the distance the lesser the chance of him actually having to stop looking at himself to deal with another... wow..guess that when it fell apart lol..hope she didn't call,
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Posted by Thu Jul 3, 2008 8:48pm PDT
Report AbuseHi sounds like a total flippin nut case. I've been with some crazy men, but this one is a complete wack job.
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