This is a phone message from perhaps the douchiest dude in the world. Yet, why does it sound so damn familiar?
"The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her
friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a
popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri
for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a
call.' The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it
just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite
parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."--Holytaco
Ah, the perils of dating the "assertive" man
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Posted by Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:56am PDT
Report AbusePassive aggressive personality disorder? Maybe HE should try looking that up....because he won't find it because it's not a clinical diagnosis!! Lol! I died laughing at this message. Wow.
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Posted by Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:06pm PDT
Report AbuseCause the only way you wouldn't like this guy is if you were abused or on medication! Crazy man!
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Posted by Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:28am PDT
Report Abusehahahahahhahahaha thats some of the funniest sh* ever !!!!
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Posted by Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:42pm PST
Report AbuseThat was brillant.... What a looney tune!. He promotes singledom.... if thats whats out there
l'll rather spend the night in with my dog!!
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Posted by Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:56pm PST
Report AbuseI've been hit on from men who said almost identically the same thing that the first call said. I wasn't shocked to hear a man say those things because I have heard it before and know the truth behind the facade, which is that that type of man who seems to be in love with himself is actually extremely insecure. However, the second call is ridiculous, this guy is a serious mental case and could be dangerous.
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Posted by Sun Feb 8, 2009 8:54pm PST
Report AbuseI just want to say this about the message:
What
The
f---
It
That!!!
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Posted by Wed May 27, 2009 7:56pm PDT
Report AbuseI can't stop laughing!!!! Wow...An averted psych disaster. I want you--you're not returning my calls--stop playing games--maybe you have problems--I'm erasing your number. All without any real contact. He must think he's the center of the universe and Olga is the moon he's chosen to revolve around him. Yuck!
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