A hot hunk dumps me, and now I know why
-Carrie Seim, BettyConfidential.com
Beware of Flashy Men!
"Research by evolutionary biologists at the University of Glasgow suggests females should be wary of initial flashy display which may not have staying power." - Dr. Jan Lindström, scientist, researcher, Carrie's new dating hero.
The above quote is going to be important. Trust me. Just let me get through my little dating parable first, and you'll be down with Dr. Lindstrom, too.
So the boy I'm going to tell you about was perfect. I met him on a long flight to South America, and he was ... dreamy. Very tall, luscious dark skin, strikingly handsome, perfectly toned. He had a great job, a great mind and great clothes. (He was also several years younger - and lived several thousand miles from me - but I ignored all those pesky details.)
The boy was, in short, a classic example of "initial flashy display."
This display intrigued me, so I melted into my first fling with an exotic boy toy. It was fantastic, but I understood I'd have to put my little toy away once vacation ended. I never guessed he'd e-mail me six months later to announce he was coming to New York for a work trip. Or that he'd want to see me again. Or that he really, really enjoyed our time together and wanted to take me out for a romantic night. Yikes!
Since our last meeting, I'd happily carried on with my life, forgetting all about my tropical adventure. Still, there was something about our connection - however brief - that came flooding back at the sight of his e-mail. (Okay, okay, there was also the visceral memory of his buff arms as they hugged me in the streets of Argentina at midnight.)
I couldn't tame my butterflies the morning he was scheduled to arrive. I was totally dressed, accessorized and perfumed by noon.
Finally, it was 5 p.m., the appointed time for him to call. Nothing. At 6 p.m., I broke my own rule and left him a message. (Maybe his flight had been delayed?) 6 p.m. turned into 7 p.m., then 8 p.m. I finally gave up and washed off my makeup - the classic sign of surrender for single girls the world over.
At 11:30 p.m. (!!!) my phone beeped with a text. He was all breezy casual, "Having drinks at my friend's place ... what R U up to?" I was up to being furious. The thought that kept running through my mind was, "I am too old for this bull s---!"
He was the one who asked me out. He was the one who said he'd call at 5 p.m. He was the one who tricked me with his initial flashy display!
And now he was pretending it was no big deal to text me more than five hours after we were supposed to meet?
Even worse? I knew that just a few years (months?) ago, I would have gone running right into his arms. I would have answered his text just as cheerfully and breezily as it had been sent. I would have written the whole thing off to crazy travel timing and gone to meet him at midnight. Life is short, I used to think, why miss out on an adventure just for the sake of propriety?
There's truth to all of that. But there's a bigger truth as well: The adventure is infinitely superior with someone who cares enough about you to be honest and reliable.
What my South American chico didn't know is that I'd done some growing up since our last meeting. I'd begun dating REAL men, who had their lives together. Men who called when they said they would. Men who showed up where they were supposed to. Men who didn't hedge their bets by double booking themselves.
They were men - he was still a boy.
According to Dr. Lindstrom's research using three-spined stickleback fish, which signal each other for breeding with enflamed red necks, it behooves females to "wait until ‘dishonest' males have exhausted themselves in producing a flashy signal that they cannot sustain."
I'm going to take Dr. L's advice and stop wasting my time on those dishonest, flashy signals. I'm going to wait it out for someone a little less flashy and a lot more sustainable.
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