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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Boardroom Fantasies

At this very moment, I'm sitting in a meeting bored out of my mind and pretending to be taking copious notes. But what I'm really doing is trying to keep a straight face while thinking of how much I miss my woman, and trying to hide the visable effects of the erotic thoughts going through my head. As I look around the crowded room, I see other people squirming in their seats, and I wonder if their thoughts are elsewhere also.

Right now, I'm doing my best to pay attention, but I'm really wondering what it would be like to slowly undress my Baby, and make mad, passionate love to her on this oak boardroom table. I'm also thinking of all the freaky things that I could do with that bowl of fresh fruit in the center of it.
 
This made me curious...

Is the woman sitting across the table from me, who keeps shifting from side to side adjusting her skirt, thinking of some sexually freaky adventure that she may have experienced last night, while she too, is trying to hold a straight face? Or is the guy wearing the wedding band two seats away from her, who seems to be drinking all of the water on the table, also reflecting on something wild and erotic? Or, can it really be that I'm the only pervert in the room who seems unable to control his sexual imagination?

Has anything like this ever happened to you???

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  • Mia's Avatar
    Posted by Mia Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:38am PDT

    I haven't had any erotic thoughts during a meeting but I always seam to think about stuff that makes me laugh during meetings. However, I would not suggest it because it's incredibly hard to keep a straight face. I can't tell you how many times I have had a huge grin on my face at the WRONG time of a meeting....such as when the boss man is gripping at everybody for not meeting quota etc.

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  • DimplesDee's Avatar
    Posted by DimplesDee Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:59am PDT

    I always have erotic thoughts during a boring meeting. And I have learned that no you are usually not the only one having these thoughts. I am usually the one who keeps on fixing their clothes or my personal favorite keep shaking my legs back and forth to cause friction against my c***. I have had many coversations with my friends on this subject and they do the same thing. It has always been funny to me to wonder about the thoughts of others when they have that blank look on their faces trying to act like the are paying attention. So you a not alone

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  • funnygirl36's Avatar
    Posted by funnygirl36 Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:08pm PDT

    I would say it's more the rule than the exception...I know I have thought of many wild fantasies while working, driving, quite frankly anything that requires me to sit for an extended period of time..lol

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  • SolsticeAngel's Avatar
    Posted by SolsticeAngel Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:53pm PDT

    That is the only way to get through something that would bore you to death! I do it all the time...not so good since I'm not getting any...just makes matters worse!

    I have talked to many people who have said the same things. That was all I did in college! If I wasn't thinking about it I was talking about it, I've always somehow been very knowledgeable about it. And of course very interested. So to think and fantasize about it is not that big of a deal, and everyone does it!

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  • Cursed Romantic's Avatar
    Posted by Cursed Romantic Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:34am PDT

    Never been in a professional meeting setting. But ironically enough I do get those cheesy sex on the desk with the secetary fantasies when I am in a office or in a area with alot of computers. I mean I used to get so hot typing papers in one of the computer labs at my previous college.

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