Context: a babysitter is on the way over to watch the kids -- it is officially date night.
Wife (looking chic) to Husband (all done up) : "You're gonna think this is really funny."
Husband: "What are you talking about?"
Wife: "I think I actually accidentally arranged for the sitter to come NEXT week. Not today."
Husband: "You mean she's not coming in 10 minutes?"
Wife: "No. I feel kinda dorky."
Husband: "Oh."
Wife: "Let's get the kids to bed ASAP and then order dinner."
Husband: "Wow, funny." (Has already cracked a beer.)
