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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

David Mitchell Syndrome.....



  "My god, is that a man or a woman?  I think it's a man but I could be wrong; it's hard to tell sometimes...not that I consciously look out for these things. Don't stare, DON'T STARE, but is that an adam's apple and the backs of her...or his...or it's...hands are a little hairy. OK, just because he's dressed as a woman doesn't mean I have to stare and make her, or him, self-conscious.  They have a right to be here and express themselves like anyone else, and who am I to judge?  You hear of people who think they're trapped in the wrong body and if I keep staring they'll think I fancy them which I don't...well, not much anyway, although they do look kind of convincing....... or worse everyone else here will think I'm gay...maybe the tranny will think I'm flirting with them and there'll be some terrible social awkwardness...oh my god what if it's psychopath under that dress?  What if they pal you up, invite them to your place and then butcher you like that tranny in that film? Or maybe they'll invite you to play some kind of kinky sex game with their transgendered friends oh no, not that, I couldn't bear that!  What would my friends on men's basketball team say? Just keep your head down, just pretend that the attractive person just another man.....thing.....woman."

This is what I would like to call "David Mitchell Syndrome", which is where you're all too aware of everything around you but you're too scared or worried to do anything about it.

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  • sizzle's Avatar
    Posted by sizzle Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:59am PST

    in my opinion, I think it's a guy. guys normally have cuter butts than women. lol

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  • WildChild13's Avatar
    Posted by WildChild13 Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:55pm PST

    hahaha i must say that was pretty funny. very true though..its like you wanna know..but at the same time you dont wanna stare.

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  • Hunter's Avatar
    Posted by Hunter Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:02am PST

    its a man, but why wasnt the pic taken from the front?

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  • Tyler's Avatar
    Posted by Tyler Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:52am PST

    She seems to have a kind of Somebody Else’s Problem field.

    The SEP field is a cloaking technology invented by Douglas Adams for a book in the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. Basically you could park a spaceship fitted with an SEP field in the middle of Yankee Stadium during the World Series and no-one would see it, because it’s Somebody Else’s Problem and doesn’t even register at a conscious level. It takes a lot less energy to make people think that something's invisible rather than actually make it invisible.

    Every successful trannie has a brilliant SEP field. I’ve watched them walk down busy streets and not one person bats an eyelid. Despite the fact they may have several features that betray their genetics, they somehow sublimate them and pass seemingly effortlessly. That's SEP. It’s almost magical to see......!

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  • T.R. Annie's Avatar
    Posted by T.R. Annie Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:51am PST

    SEP......! good one - love it :-)

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  • genuines's Avatar
    Posted by genuines Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:40am PST

    dude!

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  • Scarlet's Avatar
    Posted by Scarlet Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:15pm PST

    That's definitely a guy. Or was, at some point.

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  • Nevia's Avatar
    Posted by Nevia Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:12am PST

    I believe that he is definitaly a Guy when he was born

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  • Tanya Taylor's Avatar
    Posted by Tanya Taylor Mon Dec 1, 2008 12:51pm PST

    Does it really matter? What a cute outfit, I wish that I had the same one!!

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  • KevinJonas4ever's Avatar
    Posted by KevinJonas4ever Sat Dec 6, 2008 4:28pm PST

    Its a girl... you can tell by the hips. Girls have widder hips then men do.

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