Advice from three of our guy friends. This week they answer the following: What’s the deal with fantasizing about twins? (Coors Lite twins, etc.) How come the whole implied incest thing isn’t a turn-off?
Straight Single Guy (Colin): I think, for some men, having a set of twins is the American Dream. An international friend once told me that you can make anything American by just adding more. With this perceptive logic, a fantasy of one beautiful girl instantly becomes as epic as the untamed West, as landing on the moon, as the California Gold Rush, as soon as you add a second copy of the same girl. I think we all understand that most threesomes we fantasize about involve some enjoyable spectating of girl-on-girl, but when it comes to twins, the fantasy is strictly about us-on-them (or vice versa). They’re seeing each other naked, but I think we can all get over that if it means living the life our forefathers fought for. It’s a patriotic fantasy really.
Straight Married Guy (Matt): This isn’t a fantasy I ever really think about, but when it’s brought up — sure, hot twins sound great! And because it’s a fantasy, we don’t care about the implied incest, or the implied next-morning awkwardness or anything else other than the sex. I guess in this case I think less about the fact that they’re sisters as much as I’m thinking two identical hot girls catering to my every whim. What’s better than that? (Besides hot triplets, of course.)
Gay Committed Guy (Terence): Fantasizing about
twins comes closer to winning the jackpot than it does to any
implication of incest. Think of it this way: Can you really
tell if two non-twins in porn are sisters even if the box tells you
they are? Porn is not about authenticity. But when it comes to
identical twins, well, that’s about as authentic as you can get.
Pretty exciting, no? I’d wager that most guys dissociate
twins from incest. I’d wager a very simplistic, non-incestuous,
“Dude, two for the price of one!” calculation runs through guys’
heads. And let’s face it, whether it’s lovely ladies, boxes of
Cap’n Crunch, or a couple of airline tickets, “2 for 1″ is an offer
no one likes to pass up..
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