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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Em & Lo's Wise Guys: What Should I Do with a Man's Nipples?

Advice from three of EMandLO.com's guy friends. This week a straight woman asks,“What’s up with men’s nipples? Should I play with them or ignore them?” To ask the guys your own question, click here.

Gay Single Guy (Jay Dyckman): When it comes to nipple play and men, it’s very easy.  Some love it, some hate it, and some will ask you, during said act, and in a flat monotone, if you are “trying to get milk to come out.”  (Yes, that was a total mood killer.)  It really depends on the guy.  It will send some into the stratosphere and some racing for the front door.  Like everything, you never know until you give it a test drive. And if your guy really hates it, let’s hope he has the wherewithal to just say “Skip the nip, please.”

Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): In the film Meet the Parents, the great Robert De Niro casually asks Ben Stiller, “I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?” Funny as that may be, it makes male nipples seem a bit, well, out of place. While they don’t serve any biological function like their female counterpart, they do have a purpose. As a kid, the titty twister and the purple nurple were always fun. As an adult, when a lady moves her mouth from my lips to my nips it always sends a shiver of excitement down my spine. But too much nipple play can be a bit annoying and even painful for me. Some women like to bite ‘em which, in my book, is not a good thing. So unless you know your guy’s into a little pleasure-pain, I’d say skip it. Here are a few nip tips for you ladies:

  1. Kiss em, lick em, but don’t bite!
  2. There are two, let’s not neglect one or the other.
  3. Don’t spend too much time with our nipples, it could get weird if we feel like you’re waiting for something to squirt out.
  4. Straight Married Guy (Jim): I really can’t decide if I’d miss mine if I woke up without them.  My wife says she loves them about as much as my big toe or my bellybutton, both of which I would definitely miss.  If you don’t get any response from your guy the first time, they’re safe to ignore. 

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  • CrazyDoug's Avatar
    Posted by CrazyDoug Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:19pm PDT

    Try it once, if he tells you he doesn't like it, don't go back. Simple

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  • Look Away, I'm Hideous's Avatar
    Posted by Look Away, I'm Hideous Thu Oct 1, 2009 6:54am PDT

    Mine are pierced. You can do whatever you like with them. Except milk me.

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  • SILENT KNIGHT's Avatar
    Posted by SILENT KNIGHT Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:50am PDT

    Stop telling on yourself. Everybody knows if you're doing what you do right everything else is besides the point.

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    Posted by SILENT KNIGHT Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:50am PDT

    Stop telling on yourself. Everybody knows if you're doing what you do right everything else is besides the point.

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