However, unlike Mayer, the Counting Crows singer doesn't seem like an evil, opportunistic, mind-screwing turdbag who plays on women's insecurities and makes them feel self-loathing and crazy and desperate (what Señor D*ckhead John Mayer did to Jessica Simpson should be criminal, and we don't even like J Simps).
So, what's the story? Is it possible that Duritz is one of those mystical, magical ugly-hot dudes? The kind of man-salve oracle who heals one's old relationship wounds with his good vibes, good lovin', and, in this case, Sideshow Bob hair? (Other men in this category: Harry from Sex in the City, Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bratman, and Turtle--in real life and on the show.)
According to Duritz's current lady, the newly divorced actress Emmy Rossum (not super-famous or the hottest, but she is 22 years his junior--way to go Adam!), the singer is “extremely kind, incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, creative and respectful.”
That confirms it: He's man-salve!
Source: People
