Find out the 10 things he's thinking when he's having sex!
Listen, this is a plea. We want non-girlfriend sex. We want non-wife sex. But we want it with you. We don’t simply want a change (yeah, we know you like it in x position, but we’ve been doing x for two years!), we want you to be our ‘other woman.’ Here are five ways to do that. Sure, they’re total male fantasies. But in my personal experience, you’re going to like them as well.
1) Tease us. Go down on us, wait until we’re almost at DefCon 1, and then stop. Then start again with a different tack. Sexual teasing is dating 101. But you’d be amazed how many girlfriends take it out of their repertoire after about three months. 9 Things to Know About His Man Parts!
2) Next time we’re at a bar, ask us to meet you in the bathroom.
And once we’re in there, make out with us with such suggestiveness
we think maybe we might christen this bathroom. Then put some
lipstick on and go back out for another drink.
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3) Book a hotel room near our job, call us and tell us to meet you
there for lunch.
4) Wear new underwear, different perfume, and a wig. Seriously. You
may laugh at this now, but my guess is you’ll be even more into it
than he is.
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naked!
5) Foreplay. Sure, this should be a no-brainer. But foreplay is
something that new couples get into with hotter, heavier, more
enthusiastic vigor than anyone who’s been in a relationship for a
while.
Do you have fantasies about being the “other woman”? Do you think your husband does? Have you ever pretended to be that other woman? How’d it go? Does it sound like fun?
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