Love + Sex

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Five Sex Tips That’ll Make You More Exciting Than "The Other Woman"

There isn’t a man I know who doesn’t fantasize about anonymous sex with someone other than his girlfriend. Or if there is, I don’t know him. That doesn’t mean we’re going to cheat. Or even that we want to. It just means we have an itch that needs to be scratched, and the good news is that it’s you, our girlfriends and wives, who can scratch it.

Find out the 10 things he's thinking when he's having sex!

Listen, this is a plea. We want non-girlfriend sex. We want non-wife sex. But we want it with you. We don’t simply want a change (yeah, we know you like it in x position, but we’ve been doing x for two years!), we want you to be our ‘other woman.’ Here are five ways to do that. Sure, they’re total male fantasies. But in my personal experience, you’re going to like them as well.

1) Tease us. Go down on us, wait until we’re almost at DefCon 1, and then stop. Then start again with a different tack. Sexual teasing is dating 101. But you’d be amazed how many girlfriends take it out of their repertoire after about three months. 9 Things to Know About His Man Parts!


2) Next time we’re at a bar, ask us to meet you in the bathroom. And once we’re in there, make out with us with such suggestiveness we think maybe we might christen this bathroom. Then put some lipstick on and go back out for another drink. Try these 16 sexy, sneaky acts of seduction.


3) Book a hotel room near our job, call us and tell us to meet you there for lunch.


4) Wear new underwear, different perfume, and a wig. Seriously. You may laugh at this now, but my guess is you’ll be even more into it than he is. Find out what guys are thinking when they see you naked!


5) Foreplay. Sure, this should be a no-brainer. But foreplay is something that new couples get into with hotter, heavier, more enthusiastic vigor than anyone who’s been in a relationship for a while.

Do you have fantasies about being the “other woman”? Do you think your husband does? Have you ever pretended to be that other woman? How’d it go? Does it sound like fun?

P.S. 101 Ways to Have the Best Sex of Your Life

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  • Kelsey's Avatar
    Posted by Kelsey Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:03am PDT

    lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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  • Rowdygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Rowdygirl Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:37am PDT

    If I'm reading this right, numbers 1-4 mean you're really wanting a hooker? I'm all for making things exciting, but why is always the woman's fault when things get boring? Do the guys ever think that maybe they need to step up their game too? I know this post is supposed to be for women, but it seems to have the same old theme. Act like a w----. Why, oh why, is that so appealing?

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  • Common Sense's Avatar
    Posted by Common Sense Wed Apr 1, 2009 11:49am PDT

    No offense, but this guy is an idiot and I know of NO other men that agree with this stuff. I always find it amazing when a guy writes something down that supposedly represents what "all guys think" or something like that. Everything above sounds like something a woman writes trying to act like she knows what a guy wants

    A wife or girlfriend can't imitate "the other woman" sex. Yeah, you can do different things, different places, etc. but another woman is another woman.

    If you want to know what men like, don't ask an insecure guy (like the dork who wrote this), a gay guy, or another woman!!! This guy is full of bs. Guys like foreplay, sex, and lots of it of course. But not all this teasing and crap. Its something we put up with in a new relationship, not something we like or want!

    The comments I read from women in this column make it clear that so many women think they have it figured out and have NO clue. FYI - that's why men cheat!

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  • Certponte3's Avatar
    Posted by Certponte3 Wed Apr 1, 2009 12:22pm PDT

    You become the other woman when you have no class or self respect. I like sex and lots of it--but if you are fantazing about being with someone else besides me--save yourself the mystery and DUMP me!!

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  • Victoria's Avatar
    Posted by Victoria Wed Apr 1, 2009 1:19pm PDT

    My current partner is the "boring" one...he prefers to have sex in the same couple of positions, etc. I want to change it up and try new things but he is still kind of shy to try I think.

    I hate stereotypes. And i agree with the other poster...not all guys want their girls to act like w----s

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  • Gabby's Avatar
    Posted by Gabby Wed Apr 1, 2009 1:21pm PDT

    I agree with Rowdygirl. It does sound like a hooker that is being asked for. I mean yeah you have to find ways to have fun with sex and your partner but helping him fantasize about someone else when he's with you? What's up with that. They do it on their own anyway, so why make us help encourage it. That's one of many things they don't need help with. If they want someone else then they should just go out and look for it.

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Wed Apr 1, 2009 2:42pm PDT

    Sorry, I prefer a guy who treats his wife NOT like a w----, the last guys I talked to were very sexy, and they did not want oral/anal sex which to me, is very disrespectful, you can have wild sex without the degradation, and there are men out there who have these high morals believe me, that whole i want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed is so hypocritical, but whatever, women fall for it

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  • First L's Avatar
    Posted by First L Wed Apr 1, 2009 2:48pm PDT

    Rowdygirl, there not telling you to act like a w---- their telling you to act SEXY and if you think acting SEXY is acting like a w---- then excuse all the woman (including me) for trying to be sexy and is sexy. not our fault.

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  • Terry's Avatar
    Posted by Terry Wed Apr 1, 2009 4:17pm PDT

    Hi

    l am terry by name l love have a sex chat with some one. am from Nigeria l am 27 years old and l love having a sex lover

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  • ms_kitty779's Avatar
    Posted by ms_kitty779 Wed Apr 1, 2009 6:46pm PDT

    my husband and i have been together for thirteen years and role playing is one of our favorite things. we both pretend to be different people at different location,different ages ect...it is awesome as long as your both on the same page.we communicate our wants and needs and come up with scenarios that will please us both. Sometime i'm the "w----" and sometimes he is the "w----" as some of you would put it. It can be a very pleasurable and exciting experience for the women because guys arent the only ones who fantasize about out of relationship sex, if they are playing along as being a different person for you everyone wins.

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