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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Good thongs vs. Bad thongs

Isn't it amazing how panty lines can add a good five pounds to your rear view? That's why thongs are a veritable godsend. They provide sexy back-end smoothness in our favorite hip-hugging pants or skirts in a surprisingly comfortable way that makes us want to say farewell to VPL's (visible panty lines) forever!

There's a world of difference, though, between good thongs and bad thongs. Thongs that are not worthy of your lingerie collection include those made of synthetic fibers and those with any part resembling a shoestring. Bad thongs chafe your most sensitive parts and can transfer bacteria from where you don't want it. (Think about what happens when you wipe yourself from back to front, instead of from front to back.)

Good thongs are made of breathable, flexible material. They move with you and let air get where it needs to. This reduces the risk of irritation and yeast infections. And don't think that you are restricted to cotton — there are many hot thongs out there that also happen to be good for you. Hanky Panky makes a great line for low-rise enthusiasts, and Lisa Masterson offers terrific above-the-hip options.

Don't despair if your most prized unmentionables are bad thongs: The good news is you can keep them for special occasions. They're just not suitable for regular, everyday wear.

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  • pwsgirl's Avatar
    Posted by pwsgirl Tue Dec 9, 2008 2:06pm PST

    Personally, I'll live with the pantylines! I don't think thongs are comfortable and definitely not fashionable for someone who is a little on the heavy side or who has some cellulite going on in the back area. Imagine that showing under your clothing--yuck! Sorry, but not every woman in the world has a class-A, model shaped buttocks!!

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  • Brandon's Avatar
    Posted by Brandon Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:56am PST

    BUT! Thongs aint made for everybody....

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  • AnthonyR's Avatar
    Posted by AnthonyR Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:28pm PST

    If you have the right junk in the trunk it is quite unnoticable.

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