Love + Sex

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Heavy Petting: Monkey cowboys riding dogs

Whiplash, in all his glory

Whiplash, in all his glory


So I see this Buzzfeed item that claims, today, people are checking out the state fair sensation that is the Banana Derby. I'm like, "What the heck is that?" I click through and look at a picture. It's stupid cute. There's a monkey riding a dog in this rodeo ring. What's not to love? Then I bring it up in a meeting and our Annette goes, "Oh you mean like Whiplash?" Turns out, Whiplash is like, the most famous rough rider among what I can only assume are the totally competitive ranks of monkey jockeys, and someone gave her a Whiplash mug that she keeps on her desk. (She also dug up this rather nifty pre-shrunk cotton T-shirt.)

The animal advocate in me wonders, is this some (ridiculously cute) form of animal abuse? Still, adorable monkeys + cute dogs, together at last. I mean, how can something that looks so right be wrong?

Want more Heavy Petting? See also:

The presidential puppy-what kind should the Obamas pick?

Glenn Close has her own dog blog

Piglet fears mud
Syndication:

From the Community…

Comments 1-9 of 9
  • Maqsood's Avatar
    Posted by Maqsood Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:00am PST

    excellent show. well done

    Report Abuse
  • Burns's Avatar
    Posted by Burns Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:41am PST

    Hilarious, horrendous, cute, or disgusting, anyway you look at it it's brilliant!

    Report Abuse
  • barbie's Avatar
    Posted by barbie Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:46am PST

    Its cute but in a sense i would also agree that its some kind of animal abuse, like any other animal that comes from the wild and has wild instincts only to be tamed to perform. poor monkey and circus animals, i hope they get the treatment they deserve at the circus.

    Report Abuse
  • Look Away, I'm Hideous's Avatar
    Posted by Look Away, I'm Hideous Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:47pm PST

    I love whiplash!

    Report Abuse
  • KharaK's Avatar
    Posted by KharaK Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:27pm PST

    Animal cruelty

    Report Abuse
  • Anna's Avatar
    Posted by Anna Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:34am PST

    i don't think it's right because, come on, they're animals. they would rather catch a frisbee, dig honey out of a tree with a stick, or even eat their own poop. heck i think i'd rather eat my own poop than dress up like that monkey.

    but the photo is hilarious. that money's expression is priceless. it's like he's saying "s*** yeah i'm a spittin, smokin, cussin bad a** cowboy."

    Report Abuse
  • William's Avatar
    Posted by William Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:13pm PST

    Ldmao, sh*t that's so hilarious. I think the monkey should just do the dog next time.

    Report Abuse
Comments 1-9 of 9

leave your comment

You must sign in to post a comment

Sign In for personalized information

New User? Sign Up

Love Byte

Skip the multiple-choice quiz, and read up on if you're a mom, a nag, too clingy, or perfect in every way. Aren't we all?