HELP!! HOW DID YOU GET RID OF THE SINGLE STALKER FRIEND??

have you ever known a person.. who tries to be you because they dont know themselves. call all of YOUR friends their best friends. gets all your friends phone numbers and calls them up out of no where (mind you your friends never gave out their number) calls themselves something that they are not.. ( example.. Hey i am skinny and i am a size 14 with 3 muffin tops!)...  this person calls all your friends their best friends yet they only met the people maybe once or twice. this person also has BO that is so strong that your friends wonder if they ever wash their ass and who is the person that has no morals to screw that person
and the best part of it is that you do not no longer communicate with the person and they still try to be an active part of your life yet you have not spoken to them in over a year and a half.. (this person still manages to come up in daily convo because they just wont go away!!)
OH yea and the sugar on the cake is that this person likes to yell out things like "I havnt gotten head in 2 weeks" when you are talking about the stockmarket..