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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Here comes the pride: California legalizes gay marriage

In a moment of judicial clarity, California's State Supreme Court legalized gay marriage yesterday. Yay for human rights! But it won't be long (November to be exact) until social conservatives will put a constitutional amendment to undo all this good on the ballot. Here's five reasons why the anti-gay conservatives should get on the love train:

1. All the money spent on fabulous gay weddings will drive this sluggish economy.

2. When gays marry, they'll move to new communities, buy houses, and settle down -- which has actually been shown to increase property values.

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More traditional weddings will mean church attendance will be up -- even atheists will go to church for a wedding!

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When you get married and have kids, you tend to leave your feel-good liberal values behind for more conservative ones relating to taxes, crime and kids ("Child molesters should wear blinking collars after having their genitals surgically removed!").

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And, of course, if you don't want people having gay sex, then let them get married: they'll eventually never have sex again.

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  • Sharon L's Avatar
    Posted by Sharon L Fri May 16, 2008 1:51pm PDT

    HELLO I THINK IT GREAT. ITS ABOUT TIME GAYS MARRIAGES. MOST CHURCH PEOPLE THINK WE SHOULDNT HAVE THE RIGHTS TO GET MARRIED. IF THEIR SO MUCH INTO GOD DOESNT GOD SAY DONT JUDGE. WHO ARE YOU TOO LOOK DOWN ON US WE ALL BLEED RED, WE ALL CRY, WE LOVE. I KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART GOD UNDERSTAND ME BEING A LESBIAN. SO ALL YOU CHURCH PEOPLE OUT THERE READ YOUR BIBLE DONT PUT MORE IN TO IT. GOD LOVES US ALL NO MATTER WHAT OR WHO WE ARE. SO PA. LETS LET GAYS MARRY WE WILL PAY TAXES BUY HOMES YES HAVE CHILDREN. BRING IN MORE MONEY FOR OUR STATE. THANK YOU SHARON L

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  • instrumentjamlord's Avatar
    Posted by instrumentjamlord Fri May 16, 2008 3:13pm PDT

    Bwahahahaha, reason #5!

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  • aiden_malicia's Avatar
    Posted by aiden_malicia Fri May 16, 2008 3:40pm PDT

    if you dont like gay marriage- dont marry a gay

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  • Adrianne's Avatar
    Posted by Adrianne Fri May 16, 2008 5:38pm PDT

    Gays are already shacking up and buying property together so I don't see how having a "civil union" will change this. As far as getting married and having kids...getting married and buying a poodle would be more accurate since its impossible for them to procreate.

    The lessies have a better shot at going to a sperm bank but the guys can pretty much hang it up. Of course there's always adoption. Good luck with the waiting list. I wonder how many are going to run out and get "married" this time around before it gets reversed and shut down? The states & the government need to get on the same page and stay there. This flip-flopping they did last time was an embarrassment.

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  • Ashley Stephens's Avatar
    Posted by Ashley Stephens Fri May 16, 2008 10:40pm PDT

    I'm Glad I'm Not Gay.

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  • Ninerz's Avatar
    Posted by Ninerz Fri May 16, 2008 11:14pm PDT

    Its your own belief, whether you think that its right or wrong for them to be married. It all basically comes down to one thing, and one thing only, and that is RELIGION!

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  • Meh D's Avatar
    Posted by Meh D Sat May 17, 2008 9:03am PDT

    Marriage... Personally I think the government should ditch that title.. Be fair, and call EVERY Legal union a "Civil Union" This way If the Church and conservatives are worried about "destroying the sanctity of marriage" they don’t have to worry.. It’s a civil union. If you and your husband want to go and not have to worry about a church, and just use a Justice of the Peace.. It’s a "Civil Union" Everyone equal, and we will take the semantics out of the argument.

    BTW think about it.. If in all the arguments you replaced "Gay" With "Black" and "Straight/Hetero" with "White" Would they be constitutionally allowed? Or would the 90% of the country be outraged at your "Backwards" Thinking?

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  • thepsogirl's Avatar
    Posted by thepsogirl Sat May 17, 2008 11:07am PDT

    Everyone regardless of sex, color or religion has the RIGHT to be EQUAL and HAPPY.

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  • Fred's Avatar
    Posted by Fred Sat May 17, 2008 3:15pm PDT

    I guess the state speaks for every person in california.

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  • Sonya's Avatar
    Posted by Sonya Sat May 17, 2008 5:00pm PDT

    To the poster of "read your Bible" perhaps you should try your own advice. Yes God loves ALL of us but He loves us toomuch to leave us the way we are. He helpd us to change. Read Romans Chapters 1-4 if you are in any doubt about GOD's stance on this issue. It doesn't really matter what anyone else thinks

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