Hm, what should I wear to bed tonight?

Kaaayy, here's a fun game, go to Marie Claire and check out "What to Wear to Bed." Sleeping with an artiste? Nude, DUH. A jock? Sporty! You get it...

Of course, this little ditty inspired me to write my own guide, you know, for those of you ladies out there dating, you know, outside of the box.

The Trekkie
Do you even have to ask? (Okay, unless you are a die hard Star Trek fan yourself, you probably do.) First off, familiarize yourself with his fantasies by researching the basics. This Wikipedia entry is probably a good place to start. I'm thinking your lovah's ideal PJ's involve a hearty dose of polyester mixed with nylon and knee-high boots, dig? Or "nanu nanu." Or whatever they say.

The Chef
Edible, edible and more edible, that's the way to go! Just remember, this guy is probably SO OVER whipped cream at this point though. Too cliche. Search out something truly tasteful (get it?) and elegant, such as a fun yet traditional Grasse recipe like le mousseux de champignons au fois gras. Yum!

The Serial Killer
Ever seen American Psycho? That's right, Christian Bale is HOT. Snag a guy like him by taking Chloe Sevigny's lead: Quirky, hipster in '80s garb with sexy secretary glasses. You get the picture. Now go out and get him (before he gets you!).