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Thursday, December 3, 2009

How Lying Helps Your Relationship

They say "honesty is the best policy," and this rings true in dating. But women accuse me of speaking too truthfully, believe it or not. I'll walk up to a co-worker and ask her:

"Are you wearing a moo moo?"

"is that what you're wearing to the client meeting?"

"Honey, exfoliate those feet, or lose the flip-flops."

I speak plainly because I grew up throwing barbs at two sisters, and because I lack a filter on my impulsive mouth. I'll say what's on my mind at all times without sugar coating.

I'm taking the license of the gay friend with my honest communication. Only other women and gay friends are allowed to tell women that they look horrible in an outfit, need a pedicure, or have been acting like a slut. I should be using the Little White Lie.

Below are five circumstances where the little white lie might come in handy:

To Spare Someone's Feelings

This is the classic situation where a woman drags her boyfriend shopping. She emerges from a dressing room looking terrible, but the boyfriend says: "yeah, that looks great." This lie is told partially because he doesn't want to anger her, and partially because he wants to get the shopping trip over with, so he's encouraging her to buy things quickly. And, regardless of the situation, if a girl comes out of the dressing room and asks: "do I look fat in this dress," obviously the answer should be "no". But, I wonder if this is really appreciated if "no" is not the right answer.

What about getting a lame gift from your significant other? You just wear a fake smile and mention all the ways you can use it. Gift lies are tough because, while you're sitting there saying how you'll use/wear/cherish something, you're committing to an eternal lie. You'll have to wear that awful sweater they gave you, for example, once a year so they think you really do like it.

To End An Argument...or Keep One From Starting


If arguing politics, or even sports, a guy might just roll over and say he agrees to keep things from boiling over. It is not saying in an exasperated tone: "ok, we'll try this your way." It's actually pretending to be you're on board with their argument, and then secretly laughing inside when the truth comes out and you're actually correct.

To Support Someone's Dreams or Efforts

Isn't it so awkward when your loved one shows you their "art" or plays the "song" they wrote for you and it's nothing you'd ever want to expose your senses to again?

"Oh, that's great honey, you're on your way to a record deal," you might say.

One day I made crab dip for an apartment-warming party. Part of the reason for making it, aside from celebrating my friend's new home, was

Crab Dip

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that I wanted this girl I had a crush on to try it. No harm in showing her I'm a cook.


I was a bit out of my comfort zone buying crab meat at the super market-I grew up in Baltimore, where we get our crab meat for soup and dip from remnant crabs left over after crab feasts. My crab dip in NYC turned out a little fishy for this reason. After trumping up my crab dip all week to the girl, a few awkard seconds followed when she finally tasted my too-fishy dip. She was able to tell me it was great, but she never went back for more. She was nice enough to act out a little white lie. Secretly disliking someone's cooking is one of the toughest little white lies to act out.

To Avoid Family Conflict

If your in-laws suck, and you put on a friendly face every agonizing minute you spend with them, then you are living a little white lie to keep the family peace. Then there's that annoying friend or relative of your significant other's that you have to get along with just to keep your significant other happy.

Do you agree that it's necessary to use a little white lie here and there for the good of your relationship? What little white lies have you told or had told to you? What other circumstances require little white lies? Do little white lies cause a problem when the truth (i.e you look bad in that dress) might have helped? Would you rather hear the little white lie or the ugly truth?

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Posted by Rich


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  • 80'sgirl's Avatar
    Posted by 80'sgirl Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:28pm PDT

    I think that everyone tells a white lie here and there and if you say you never have well thats a lie!

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  • KittyKat's Avatar
    Posted by KittyKat Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:35pm PDT

    I do agree sometimes a little white lie doesnt hurt although I wish my boyfriend would lie and say he loves the outfits I try on at the store cuz half the time he hates what I try on. Even the judge on divorce court says little white lies dont hurt. Like yea love the outfit (it is so ugly but hey its not me wearing it), or yea the food was delicious (as long as you dont have taste buds.)

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  • Erica's Avatar
    Posted by Erica Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:59pm PDT

    I definitely understand the purpose of the little white lie but I would rather my family and friends tell me the truth. I mean yes it might hurt but it would hurt worst if they lied and then the truth comes out and I look stupid or get hurt. I would be more upset about that.

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  • Douglas's Avatar
    Posted by Douglas Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:11pm PDT

    I Have Nothing To Hide So Y LIE !!!!

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  • Question girl's Avatar
    Posted by Question girl Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:46pm PDT

    It's better to tell the truth with tact cause then u won't make ur friend look stupid later. Mr. Ramos when u tell a girl she needs to exfoliate it makes u sound gay, it's probably better if u ask why are ur toes peeling?

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  • E n I t's Avatar
    Posted by E n I t Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:08pm PDT

    people do lie not because they want to but they had to.

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  • kelsey's Avatar
    Posted by kelsey Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:10pm PDT

    men lie end og story so do women and when u catch them ull realize weather u had feelings for that person or not i guarantee you, i caught myn lying and realized so what i lied too karma is a b---- but i always had backup boyfriends so i didnt really lose anything but it sux i had slept with a devious man and thought maybe he was honest

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  • opiniononly's Avatar
    Posted by opiniononly Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:13pm PDT

    Justifying your inability to filter comments under the guise of honesty by saying you grew up throwing barbs at your sisters does not minimize the mean spirited nature of the comments you make to co-workers and friends.

    The crush can tell you a white lie about your crab dip and she's being nice while considering your feelings but you can't employ the same restraint and display of manners yourself?

    A person can be honest without compromising tact, politeness and courtesy...or they can shrug their shoulders and pass it off as "not having a filter" and hope we all find it funny, quirky or "just Rich being Rich". The first is called being a grown up. The second is called being an ass.

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  • Starfire's Avatar
    Posted by Starfire Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:26pm PDT

    Lying does nothing for relationships. Once you start lying, you must tell another lie to cover the previous one. The example presented (i.e. a moo moo) is not being truthful, it's just being an a---- .

    A person can be honest and truthful, without coming off sounding like a low rate douchebag.

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  • tin-tin's Avatar
    Posted by tin-tin Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:58pm PDT

    i wanna hear the ugly truth most of the time. and i won't get hurt, i take it as positive for me to change whatever it is as long as it is being said nicely not sarcasticly. for example, my husband asked me one time, sweetheart do you like that dress you say gonna wear today? when i said yes and he would say "really?" and i asked him why he said to me "it don't look good on you like your other dresses" and i thanked him for that for me that's a compliment even though it sounds the opposite. he joked to me about my varicose vein..LOL! it was okay to me...it's the truth.

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