Love + Sex
Sunday, October 12, 2008
There's so much in the news these days about cheating that you have to wonder just how these morons manage to get caught so often. That's why I smirked when I read this post from my girls over at
The Frisky called "
Dating Don'ts: How Not to Cheat (Or Seem Like You Are)." Yes
Madonna and A-Rod,
Sienna and Balthazar, take note: "if you’re going to step out, at least have a little consideration for your main squeeze and don’t get caught."
For example, all text messaging is good for is leaving a sordid trail of evidence behind you. Then there's the old teacher's pet scenario. Can we say Debra Lafave and Mary Kay LeTourneau? "...since teenage boys aren’t really discrete," is it any wonder these cradle robbers got outed and punished (deservedly) for their crimes? And of course, everyone's been keeping tabs on the nanny diaries. Says their blogger, "Much like hooking up with a member of the family, these affairs inevitably get found out and are messier than anything you’d find in a nappy." That's right. Whether you're Woody Allen trying to date your daughter Soon Yi on the sly, or Ethan Hawk dissing your bride Uma Thurman for the painfully mousy in contrast hired help, you will inevitably get busted.
What are your favorite "you deserve to get caught you dumbass" mistakes? Personally, I'm gonna have to go with blowing vast amounts of cash on hookers and praying your wife (not to mention the voting public) doesn't notice,
Spitzer.
Related: sienna miller and balthazar getty, mary kay letourneau, madonna and a-rod, infidelity, how not to get caught, eliot spitzer, cheating, affair
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Posted by princess Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:30pm PDT
I think former President Bill Clinton made some dumb ass mistakes. He was just downright brave. I mean, he whored around on Hillary in the White House! If he was going to do that why didn't he meet her somewhere other than "The White House?" That's like finding your husband in your own damn bed with his mistress. Don't get me wrong, I loved Mr. Clinton as a President, he did a good job, but, he sure can't have an affair without getting caught
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Posted by lilloca_longo Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:20pm PDT
well i think that if your going to cheat then you have no reason to be with the person you're cheating on but if you just so happen to want to do it like that at least do it right and not get caught trust me it's not that hard to sneak around you just got to be smart. Look i'ma give you one vital tip dont leave any trace of any kind of communication what so ever because if you do the only thing left to do to catch you is put you with the dother person but thats all i can say for now but if you want more tips hit me up at my E-mail lilLoCa_Longo@yahoo.com
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Posted by elbuort97 Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:54pm PDT
cheating is overated!eventually everyone does it they just dont get caught or talk about it besides it might just spice up the realtionship you have now.you only cheat for the thrill or looking for what you lack in the one your in!
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Posted by Thehbic Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:11pm PDT
Here's one from personal experience: When your significant other has caught you in lies about people or happenings in the PAST; and she agrees to buy you a phone and provide service for your own number on HER bill...for the SOLE purpose of you letting her monitor your phone activity because YOU say YOU WANT TO PROVE YOURSELF AND EARN BACK HER TRUST...
DO NOT TEXT, CALL AND RECEIVE CALLS FROM OTHER WOMEN BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE ON THE PHONE BILL.
BECAUSE IN "HER" EDUCATED, COMMON SENSE AND FED UP W/YOU... OPINION YOU WILL APPEAR MENTALLY CHALLENGED OR JUST OBNOXIOUSLY ARROGANT. IF THIS DOES HAPPEN, YOU WILL NEED TO BE PREPARED TO PAY YOUR OWN WAY AND SINCE YOU CANT MANAGE MONEY..FIND ANOTHER FOOL.
***(When she checks out the strange numbers and questions you..DON'T SAY "I DON'T KNOW I DIDN'T CALL ANY WOMAN NAMED SABRINA".)
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Posted by saffiatouk Fri Aug 1, 2008 2:49am PDT
i dont mind if a guy play around in his early teens,you tend to attract so many preety chicks n likewise be attracted..but believe me u gotta change @list @ age 20.cuz der's mor to a better relationship dan nagging on each oda every blessed day! guys b faithful,ladies deserve better!
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Posted by allswell Fri Aug 1, 2008 4:50am PDT
I think that men may be a little more stupid in this area, sorry guys..it's just from past experiences...as far as gettin busted...I think that women would clear their tracks a little better and make sure that they didn't get caught....I do agree with elbuort97...ppl cheat because they are lacking something in their relationship, if you get caught, your relationship may end, if you don't, it may be the best thing that happened to it.
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Posted by Bailey Fri Aug 1, 2008 6:18am PDT
I am currently involved in an affair.......I do not lack anything in my marriage....I've been married 20 some years and the other half of this affair 30 some years. We started out as friends and fell in love.....my advice....if you have a good marriage and begin to have feelings for somebody else end it immediately...it will hurt but not near as much as the heartache I think we are both headed for. I don't think we will either one ever leave our spouses and we feel guilty about what we are doing and we are not having sex...we'd like to but don't.......it is heartbreaking to be in a relationship that has to stay hidden......we don't ever want to hurt our spouses. I have told myself to let him go but my heart always overrules my brain. I have a wonderful life, husband, children and job and I'm here to tell you that you can fall in love with someone else.
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Posted by Nose Fri Aug 1, 2008 6:18am PDT
Individuals cheat for different reasons but the main one is that you are searching and desiring something that you are not getting in the relationship. If all your vital needs are being met, there is NO reason to look elsewhere. And I suggest that you first work out what is missing in your current relationship with the person or go to counseling if you believe it's worth saving. If not, get out. Cheating is not worth the pain it causes to the other and to yourself and even to the person you're cheating with. Either get out and be free to be with whomever, or work on the the one you're supposed to be committed with/to. A clear conscience and heart is worth it.
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Posted by Curtis B Fri Aug 1, 2008 6:35am PDT
It started a long time ago but dshs and all so call social programs need to start in the schools the teaching of family between man and woman and stop all the pressures of breaking up couples , it all start in kids schools and church , Domestic violence and ect... come from evil minded folks who meddle in others affairs causing dis trust and people not minding their own business in life and the state people who thrive on family break up looking for money and don't care if the children have trama and hurt feeling we as a society has cause God to attack this country for it's anti family nature and has let Satan rule and we are the only nation in the world with the highest divorce rate and the most ative gays who now has their own agenda out in front now , weak military , much mental health game all in the name of money ,lol God give us all things silly humans.
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Posted by PRINCESS Fri Aug 1, 2008 3:22pm PDT
will you got caught????????????????????? I caught my ex-husbad talking on the phone with his lover when he was using the restroom in my own appartment and i could hear everything he was telling her and now am sigle and happy to be, can't said the same about him.
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