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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

How To Date Like The Bachelorette

Fans of The Bachelorette will remember that Jillian Harris was cast off Season 13 of The Bachelor despite her fondness for single-dad-turned-serial-dumper Jason Mesnick. Not at all the mustard man Jillian was hoping for, Jason turned out to be total sauerkraut.

Moving past the picnic drama, Jillian is clearly ready to find love once again and has landed herself in the enviable position of dating 30 guys at once. As The Bachelorette swings into week 3, we examine what Jillian Harris has taught us thus far about dating more than one man at a time.

1. Keep your men at a distance. While The Bachelorette gets to live all by her lonesome in a big, beautiful mansion, her men sleep side by side on bunk beds in the Bachelor Barracks. This strategic move was made a few seasons ago in an effort to separate the "stinky" from the select few. Not only does the Bachelor Barracks have a reputation for being smelly, the fact that the men are separated from Jillian makes that "alone time" only more special. One by one, the men are invited to move into the mansion with Jillian but only after she's memorized their name and has extended them a special rose. Watch: Red-Hot Reasons To Skip First-Date Sex

2. Don't kiss in public. Last night's episode landed Jillian and 11 of her guys on a live Hollywood set and in full costume. While each bachelor acted out a part in a country western movie, Jillian took her cues from the script as well and planted several kisses on her co-stars. As soon as she locked lips with the first guy, however, it was open season for all the rest to take their shots.

''Brad's kiss was, like, one of the most awkward things I've ever seen two human beings do together,'' teased one bachelor. It's fine to have a running commentary in your own head about whom you like to kiss and why, but open it up for public approval and you'll find yourself at the center of a dating dart board. Read: What Do You Do With A Bad Kisser?

3. Learn how to swim. What, you ask, does swimming have to do with dating more than one man at a time? In Jillian's case, swimming, or shall we say, pools in general, prove to be the ultimate measure of a man's character. One man was willing to get naked and jump into a pool just to prove his devotion, or perhaps was it the fact that he was well-endowed? Another bachelor revealed his brawny side when he cozied up to Jillian underwater. ''I just feel like little Jillian and this big guy's going to take care of me," she confessed after back on land and fully clothed. Whatever the situation, swim suits and love seem to be inseparable.

4. Ask for help. While Jillian doesn't have the luxury of calling her girlfriends to dish about her latest date, she does have the benefit of calling in a few special guest stars to help sort things out. During week 2, Jillian called upon the Harlem Globetrotters to test the bachelors' skills on the basketball court. Although the bachelors suffered a loss, their showmanship on the court helped Jillian to discover who was a true team player. While one bachelor dropped Jillian on the court, another scored major points by making a play for Jillian's heart. The Globetrotters ultimately chose Dave as their pick for MVP and as fate would have it, he went on to win a rose. Read: What Do Pro Athletes Know About Marriage?

While we wait to find out which bachelor will land in the mansion next and which one will head home for good, we remember why dating is best when taken in small doses. Jillian's tears and her tendency towards heartache make for a most enjoyable Monday night but in real life, less is best.

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  • Highly favored!'s Avatar
    Posted by Highly favored! Wed Jun 3, 2009 7:27pm PDT

    This a little too unrealist. I have to say nothing makes a man want you more than a few other men wanting you also.

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  • Buyet's Avatar
    Posted by Buyet Thu Jun 4, 2009 12:11am PDT

    no comment. my last date was 20 years ago.

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  • Billy Z's Avatar
    Posted by Billy Z Thu Jun 4, 2009 3:05am PDT

    "Date Like a Bachlorette"? Ok, find a group of decent men worth a first glance...ok? *waiting* *waiting* *waiting*... You know, people just don't have the kind of time it would take to find 3 guys worth a d@mn, much less 30...so, please, I don't know what makes this a reality show. There is no reality like this. If there are 30 guys on this planet who are worthy of a date, they most likely are scattered across the globe and maybe some don't even speak English... Men are not men anymore. They are shameless porno w----s in case you have been living in a *CAVE*!!!!! Wake up, Dear! Men = No Such Animal exists any longer. Real men are extinct. All we have left are porno w----s...

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  • Billy Z's Avatar
    Posted by Billy Z Thu Jun 4, 2009 3:33am PDT

    You folks need to get a blog going on about how all the so-called men or PWP (People With Pe..nises) are really just a bunch of barely emasculated shameless porno w...h...o...r.. e...s. That will be closer to reality, closer to our experiences and closer to the truth that you have been able to scratch for quite some time. Do we all live on the same planet? What planet do you write this from? Do you get out much? Do you know just how trashed the world has become? Reality is pretty sick... You seem to be rather out of touch... If they are not P-W's they are abusive control freaks who are secret misogynists... Wow, are you all still in third grade? The world is a scray place to try and get through with your life, much less your heart...

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Thu Jun 4, 2009 5:14am PDT

    Um sure, if i want to be cheated on by multiple women, pour my personal life out on tv, and end up divorcing and being a joke, and have some fantasy date each day then go back to the real world for the shock of reality, no thanks.

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  • oohay's Avatar
    Posted by oohay Thu Jun 4, 2009 6:32am PDT

    How to date like the bachelor/bachelorette-just go to a bar and swap spit with everyone back to back..........nasty

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  • Aj's Avatar
    Posted by Aj Thu Jun 4, 2009 8:39am PDT

    Yuck.. I do not want my personal life on tv.. let alone having the world see me kiss nasty men who probably have girlfriends at home that they have gone done on... So uh no! I think bachelor/bachelorette tv show is way to glorify being a ho....Pass...!!!!

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  • Lightnin''s Avatar
    Posted by Lightnin' Thu Jun 4, 2009 10:44am PDT

    Marie Montaine sounds like she's been hurt too many times by men. A real live man hater! Or maybe she's a lesbian?

    I may be a breed of men that's about to die but I'm not a "barely emasculated shameless porno w...h...o...r.. e" I dated 2 girls, married the 3rd one for 20 years, and dated 2 more after I divorced for a total of 5 in 48 years.

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  • Billy Z's Avatar
    Posted by Billy Z Thu Jun 4, 2009 1:22pm PDT

    Not a lesbian, Lou, dream on... You are a sicko... Yes, been hurt by a-hole men too many times because I used to be trusting...Oh, I still am, I just trust people from behind big walls with my dogs on this side to protect me. Yes, here's another way.. I will engage a man in conversation before I embarass him for being a man. I think it's only right. Turnabout is fairplay. You are a dinosaur. The world has changed since you dated, old timer.

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  • Billy Z's Avatar
    Posted by Billy Z Thu Jun 4, 2009 1:25pm PDT

    I don't hate men, I love them and am very forgiving of their ways... They are, after all, just victims of their hormones. And, I've been married twice...so, dream on about your desire for me to be a man hater... I am not. I am a realist...duh... Far more real than a reality show could ever touch...

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