Love + Sex
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
How to Kiss and Tell
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We can’t deny the simple joy of a
good, discreet dish session. That said, there are a few rules:
- No X-rated group emails. Choose one or two close, tight-lipped
friends who can keep their mouths shut. A one-night-stand with
someone outside your social circle is fair fodder for a slightly
wider audience, as are generic and complimentary comments (”The
best missionary sex I’ve ever had!”).
- Negative comments about someone’s performance (size, stamina,
creativity, body odor, etc.) should be shared sparingly. The same
applies to details regarding kinky sex.
- The more serious a relationship (i.e. the more time your
partner spends with your friends), the less appropriate dishing the
dirt becomes. You don’t have to give it up completely — dirt can be
an invaluable source of sex education. It’s just polite to consider
whether your friends would enjoy your dinner parties more if they
knew a little less about each other’s butt plug proclivities.
- Finally, it’s rude to exaggerate stories to improve their
narrative tension or, um, climax. This nulls any educational
benefit, creates false envy or even feelings of inadequacy in your
audience (if not suspicion), disrespects your partner and, most
importantly, makes you a liar.
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Posted by opiniononly Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:12pm PDT
Or a person can choose to keep his/her mouth shut.
Love the illogical logic of #1: Share with 1 or 2 if the person is know to all, but feel free to blab to a larger circle if the person is not...as if paths may not ever cross again?
Stupid article, really stupid article...was it written by a 12 yr old or just for a 12 yr old?
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Posted by Zom-B Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:29pm PDT
...and why would you WANT to blab, anyway?
Is your self-esteem so low that you have to cop the attitude of "Hey, guess what? Someone had sex with me!! See, I MUST be attractive!!"
Um...congratulations??
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Posted by Mauna Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:49pm PDT
I say and tell myself, those who spread Gossip and cause tons of turmoil to the leading of a soul to be in a lot of problems, are not only by Bible description a LIAR in disguise, but these types of souls TRULY HAVE NO LIFE OF THEIR VERY OWN, therefore creating more WEDGES in life even in the Lumped Leaven you all call a MONARCHY of being of the SAME ESSENCE.
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Posted by Amber Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:31am PDT
OMG!! It's not like none of us have ever dished to our best friends about a date (good or bad) that we've had. The rules for kissing and telling are simple. "Say nothing you wouldn't want others to know about and do nothing you wouldn't want to have to possibly explain to paramedics later."
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Posted by Carrie Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:27am PDT
My ex told guy in town we were together. Im sure they knew every aspect of our sex life. But he would never go out in public with me or introduce me to anyone. What a loser liar womanizer and a creep
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Posted by None Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:15am PDT
I am sorry but telling about your sex life that should be private, what are you gonna say? Hey I gave a good ----- or this is how he inserted this and that, you can say how great it was and or how you feel about him, but people who dish about very precise details creepy & kind of loose. Some lady my cousin worked with once told her out of nowhere, well I know she doesn't give good ----- s like me!? WTF Something to be proud of?
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Posted by Queen Trixie Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:50am PDT
Oh come on you prudes. I've had my girls in stitches over some of my sexploits. How could you not tell your best gals about the guy that pulled your diapragm out and threw it on the floor or the guy that wanted you to pee on him? That's just funny stuff right there. But my rule is that casual affairs that are not part of my circle of friends are open to any and all details. The guy that I'm dating/in a relationship with, not so much. I don't want to be sitting across from the gf's hubby at dinner and thinking about his penis size and I'm sure they feel the same way.
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Posted by None Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:29am PDT
Prudish no, respecting oneself ya, you know what gusy say about you after there done right? How big her p---- is loose, weird body parts, how he scored ya, I really want to be laughed about at dinner.
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Posted by Carrie Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:29am PDT
my ex let everyone he works with read his email but never told me I found out by a mutal friend. He was the biggest loser
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