Love + Sex

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I like my men, the same way I like my porn... in a box under my bed, quiet, and always ready for action.

How do you like your men or women?   Let's have fun with this one...

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:40pm PST

    bet you like bananas too....with or without the batteries!

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  • Aira's Avatar
    Posted by Aira Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:03pm PST

    i like my man to be a real man in every sense of the word....

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  • Colleen's Avatar
    Posted by Colleen Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:32pm PST

    I like my men living across town waiting for my phone call.

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  • Tired Of The Prejudice's Avatar
    Posted by Tired Of The Prejudice Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:41pm PST

    I like my women cool, calm, collective, confident. Not psychotic, needy, annoying, hysterical. These qualities apply both normally and sexually.

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  • Alexus's Avatar
    Posted by Alexus Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:44pm PST

    I LIKE MEN THAT CAN BURY THEIR FACE IN YOUR SWEATPANTS AND CRY BUT MOST OF ALL I LIKE MOTHA FU8C8ING MEN THAT DON'T FU&ING LIE!

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  • blueyedmolly's Avatar
    Posted by blueyedmolly Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:30pm PST

    I've really never had the need for porn(why watch something you can do yourself?) and as for the box of toys...well I never had a toy kiss the back of my neck,whisper sweet nothings in my ear or light my cigarette after the "screaming is done!" so I guess I like my men alive,breathing,lusty,open to suggestions,ready and willing(anytime-anywhere) and lying next to me the next morning! Oh...that's just what I've got!! Lucky ME!!!

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  • Angelica's Avatar
    Posted by Angelica Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:45pm PST

    I was just wondering... Lost in house music.... do those qualities apply to you as well. Are you as calm, collective, confident (mentally and sexually) as you expect your women to be? Or are you like most normal people.. who occasionally become psychotic, needy, annoying and hysterical when life throws nice little curve balls at their life (and thinks they're god in bed)?

    Unless you're hoping for the Brady Bunch? Where everyone just agrees 24/7 to agree on everything... compromising is just a way of getting what you want with out actually demanding it. I think you need to do something, I learned just recently.... let it go. Whatever it is that's keeping you from letting someone love you, just let it go.

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  • Tiff's Avatar
    Posted by Tiff Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:24pm PST

    I like em like i like my coffee...hot, black and bitter

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  • Gigi's Avatar
    Posted by Gigi Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:32am PST

    I like a warm body that can do other things like caress, lick, bite... (get what i mean), Things that you can't get from a box.

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  • R.I.L.'s Avatar
    Posted by R.I.L. Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:27pm PST

    I like my woman very basic. A lady in the light, real freaky in the dark!

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