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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Johnny Depp named 'Sexiest Man Alive': Is he?

Yesterday, there were rumors all over the interwebs that, as is its wont, People magazine had chosen a man to represent all the sexiness in the land, and that man was none other than sparkly unshowered vampire, Robert Pattinson. However...those rumors were not true! It was all a hoax! Turns out, People went with a much a safer choice, pirate/gangster/almost-French dude Johnny Depp, who's actually donning the 'Sexiest Man Alive' crown for a second term (his first was in 2003).

The 46-year-old actor was chosen, according to People, for "bringing the fun with him wherever he goes," and though he is in fact very sexy, Depp looks a little dopey and embarrassed in the cover shot, with the kind of bemused, blank expression perhaps last seen on Sean Penn in I Am Sam. Or Snoopy.

Anyhoo. Other sexiest man contenders include Ryan Reynolds ("he's very loyal and trustworthy"), Jake Gyllenhaal ("he plays guitar and has a great voice"), Bradley Cooper, Robert Downey Jr., David Beckham, Nick Cannon, Adam Lambert, Jerry O'Connell, John Legend, and, yes, Robert Pattinson.

Though all of these men are undeniably attractive, we can't help but wonder what this collection of lust objects says about American women. Where's the grit? Where's the danger? From a wan teenage vampire to an array of Ken-doll like leading men and a singer who wears eyeliner, the People sexiest list is made up of a sort of watered-down, over-styled essence of man--there's not a raw, smoldering, or even faintly rugged hunk in the bunch.

So the question becomes: Do we like our fantasy males safe and unthreatening? Or did People mag miss the mark?
Source: People.com

 
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  • blah_blah_darling's Avatar
    Posted by blah_blah_darling Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:44am PST

    yeah!though these guys are cute, i would much rather see a guy that has some grit and grime to him!!

    people mag misses the mark for me...

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  • Alexzadria's Avatar
    Posted by Alexzadria Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:46am PST

    Yeah he is the sexiest man alive and not to mention one of the best male actors we've had in a long time

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  • katie's Avatar
    Posted by katie Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:52am PST

    I think Johnny Depp is sexy, but he's not the SEXIEST in my opinion. He's a much better choice than that slimeball Robert Pattinson, though.

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  • me's Avatar
    Posted by me Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:55am PST

    Absolutely not! Yuck! Who the hell was in charge of the votes!He has his moments but overall no!

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  • Rebekah's Avatar
    Posted by Rebekah Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:58am PST

    I'm gonna go with a big fat yes! Johnny is uber hot, and he's got plenty of grit and gristle for me--he shows it in his movies. You've got to respect an actor that can go from the shy, barely verbal Edward Scissorhands, to the brash, bold, and wierd Jack Sparrow, to the Michael Jackson-esque Willy Wonka, to the science-oriented, weak-stomached Ichabod Crane, with about a zillion extremely different characters in between. He's got plenty of smolder for me.

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  • pretty much amazing's Avatar
    Posted by pretty much amazing Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:00am PST

    What I hate about this is...

    Sure, Depp is the sexiest actor alive. As for the sexiest man? I doubt it. How many every day Joes with great looks did they check out before coming up with this decision?

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  • Rebecca's Avatar
    Posted by Rebecca Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:01am PST

    Oh yeah! sexy for sure..;)

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  • Kim's Avatar
    Posted by Kim Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:09am PST

    i just watched "the libertine" last night and was blown away on how he caught Rochester's personality. i think he is sexy for his acting and singing abilties, not just his looks (which help though). ;) all around he gives a a great impression. *swoon*

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  • Joanne's Avatar
    Posted by Joanne Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:13am PST

    no other choice! its johnny absolutely

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  • Phoenix's Avatar
    Posted by Phoenix Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:44am PST

    I like their pick; Johnny is sexy as they come. They could have done a better job on the picture, though. Not good at all. (He looks boring and tame.)

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