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Monday, December 14, 2009

Morning Breath: A Turn-On?

Anyone who's been in love, lust or a variation of the sort knows about becoming attached to a scent. Tommy Hilfiger cologne, Old Spice deodorant with a hint of sweat, and Trident gum all come to mind. The funky side of this olfactory attraction is when the reminding scent happens to be an unpleasant one.

Armpits, for example, are not famously sweet smelling. Yet, nestling into a man's nook and inhaling a mix of his natural body odor (with a trace of deodorant) can be comforting, arousing or both. The same goes for morning breath.

One of Nerve's "Date Machine" bloggers recently wrote an insightful ode to morning breath—a lover's morning breath, that is. (Smelling last night's French onion soup on the breath of a random subway commuter doesn't have quite the same charm as the unmasked scent of a mouth you've willingly kissed and slept beside.) He writes about the intimacy and potential hesitation that accompany the morning breath kiss, as it represents a sort of test "to see if your love and attraction can stand up to the physical realities of your partner's most unromanticized form."

Morning breath, as we know it, results from our diet, dental hygiene (clearly), and the amount of bacterial buildup that's been fostering in our mouths during sleep. Add in extreme flavors like garlic or cigarettes, and the scent of a lover's trap can be bold, to say the least. But, even then, a smell we might otherwise consider noxious can be—lucky for humankind!—appealing.

Nerve's blogger writes that he has been particularly fond of all his girlfriends' morning breath.

Two women I've dated had the distinct taste of broccoli in the morning. I remember noticing it for the first time, recognizing the taste, and then quietly marveling at the fact that I actually liked it. If this were my brother, or some one-night stand, it might have been overwhelming. With someone I cared about it was sweet, another part of them that I wanted to touch and hold (or lick, as it were). That's the great trick of falling in love. It can teach you to crave everything in life, even the things that once might have been nauseatingly inconceivable.

I'm not sure if I have a "type" of woman, but if I do, I imagine her breath tastes like broccoli in the morning.

Which scent triggers memories for you? Share a comment below.

Written By Genevieve Lill for YourTango.

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:56am PST

    Oh fck, that is sick! No good hygiene, sorry no contact

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  • mommaofsun's Avatar
    Posted by mommaofsun Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:12pm PST

    This is quite funny. I try to cover my mouth is I am speaking to my hubby as soon as we wake up, because I know my breath is not smelling appealing. LOL.

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  • JasonC's Avatar
    Posted by JasonC Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:34pm PST

    Well for my girl and i it hasnt bothered either one of us to wake up an jump right into tounging eachother down. ive asked if we were gross but she said it didnt bother her an well it never crossed my mind to think twice. its a beautiful thing waking up an kissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • jac's Avatar
    Posted by jac Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:20pm PST

    It's called Dragon Breath for a reason.

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  • neo'za's Avatar
    Posted by neo'za Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:34am PST

    perfume will quickly take u back to the first tym u smelled that & the person who was using it.aaawww!!

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  • pwsgirl's Avatar
    Posted by pwsgirl Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:55am PST

    Not really into the morning breath thing, but if my husband wants to kiss me in the morning, I'll do my best not to refuse, yucky breath or not.

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  • Asok's Avatar
    Posted by Asok Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:28am PST

    exellent

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  • ellen's Avatar
    Posted by ellen Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:52am PST

    One word: Altoids

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  • coolgal18's Avatar
    Posted by coolgal18 Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:49am PST

    omg this article makes me want to puke!

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  • sugarapplesweet's Avatar
    Posted by sugarapplesweet Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:06am PST

    Oh, jeez people... you really can't expect a person's breath to smell minty fresh if they just woke up and rolled over to kiss you.

    My ex-boyfriend's (now just my best friend) family always used entire cloves of garlic in their cooking, so I got used to his strong morning breath pretty quickly. However, I do draw the line at Dorito breath whether it be morning, noon, or night.

    After you get used to the scent, you don't even smell it any more, and then you can just let yourself enjoy the moment of waking up in that special someone's arms and stealing a little kiss. Stinky breath or no.

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