Love + Sex

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Mr. Perfection.

by Leslie Morgan Steiner (Mommy Track'd - Two Cents on Working Motherhood)
I was recently the keynote speaker for a group of “young presidents,” a group of 80 men (and one woman) who’d become presidents of significantly-sized companies by the time they were 40. An impressive, articulate, boisterous group.

My subject? Work/life balance. These presidents don’t know much about work/life balance, naturally. That’s why they paid me to talk. Metaphorically speaking, I painted a huge bull’s eye during my speech on wives and female employees, and how true work/life balance comes only when the women in your company and your home have balance too. For an hour I lectured them about how:

  • Women today are the world’s most talented human resource
  • Women control $1.7 trillion in annual purchasing; influencing 85% of purchase decisions
  • When highly educated, accomplished women marry equally ambitious men it creates a “squeeze” situation that can be harder on moms than dads
  • Cultural pressures strike women to be primary childcare providers and to set impossibly high standards because women think we must be smart enough to “have it all”
  • Flexibility is free to most employers and priceless to working moms!
  • Establish programs to let us leave/welcome us back!
  • You must employ us to understand us!
  • Don’t assume or stereotype: Ask us what we want!

Okay, you get the picture – maybe I was getting a tad strident. But to my delight and a little to my surprise, the men were extremely receptive. I guess this open-mindedness is part of why they’ve all become uber-successful businessmen at such young ages. I was also surprised by their willingness to learn from the bumbling mistakes they’ve made with women in the office and at home.

But nothing surprised me as much as a lesson one man in the audience taught me.

After I banged them over the head for an hour about being more sensitive to women in the boardroom, the laundry room and the bedroom, we were kicking back and trading stories about our home lives. The “boys” (and this is part of their appeal – they do seem like boys) were ribbing each other about their wives’ complaints.

“My favorite is Composite Man,” the head of a deck chair company explained. “My wife never complains directly about me. She just picks her favorite parts of her old boyfriends and her friends’ husbands, and asks me why I’m not more like them. And of course she leaves out all their faults. ”

Read More...

--

Leslie Morgan Steiner authors Two Cents on Working Motherhood on MommyTrack'd. She is the editor of the best-selling anthology Mommy Wars and the memoir Crazy Love. Steiner is a frequent guest on the Today Show, MSNBC, and regularly contributes to The New York Times, Newsweek and Vanity Fair. She lives with her husband and 3 kids in Washington, DC.

Syndication:

From the Community…

Comments 1-10 of 14
  • vixenvena's Avatar
    Posted by vixenvena Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:06am PDT

    Lesley, I'm confused here. Was the lesson you learned that your husband isn't your perfect man? Also, J.Lo. has a big butt. I'm not sure you'd really want that.

    Report Abuse
  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:24am PDT

    Women control this & that, yet the WORLD is still powered and controlled by our one and only halves: MEN.

    Report Abuse
  • SILENT KNIGHT's Avatar
    Posted by SILENT KNIGHT Sat Oct 3, 2009 1:01am PDT

    I'm lost here too.

    Report Abuse
  • anh's Avatar
    Posted by anh Sun Nov 8, 2009 7:45pm PST

    "Perfection" is a control-through-intimidation game. Fight fire with fire--it's the only way to level the playing field with men, period. That's how they feel secure--pathetic, but true. Deep down, if you knew how perfect you are already, you wouldn't need them! But who needs that?

    Report Abuse
Comments 1-10 of 14

leave your comment

You must sign in to post a comment

Sign In for personalized information

New User? Sign Up

Love Byte

Help! My close friend keeps flirting with my spouse!